Johnny Clams' First Annual Mafia Awards for Outstanding Shadiness

Good evening gents and ex-girlfriends of Cribb and welcome to Johnny Clams' First Annual Mafia Awards for Outstanding Shadiness. The first Shadies are the beginning of an institution for this here website and its obsession with killing fellas in the night and lynching a poor schmuck who probably had nothing to do with it the next day. Tonight we're going to celebrate the highs and lows of Cricsim's attempts at being a bad guy.

To start off the night I'm afraid I've got some bad news, the first recipient of an award is unfortunately no longer with us.

Our poor pal Raide was voted as The Most Likely to Be Killed N0. And how right we were about it. Just before I came out I noticed the poor fella had been topped off back stage. There was me minding my own business when I heard gunfire coming from the bathroom. I ran in there and found Raide lying there dead for hours of a knife wound in his heart, riddled with bullets because someone was obviously annoyed no one had found him sooner. Typical.

I asked around back stage who everyone thought had done and it was pretty clear that one guy was a heck of a lot more suspicious than the rest. That stone cold lady killer and all round top Shady character Riddy who was voted as Most Suspicious member was clearly the most likely man to have done the deed.

So I got a few of the boys together and thought hey, we have our man. He looks Shady, he is Shady we better get a group together and dole out some hard justice. But one guy was annoying the rest of the group, time and time again he ticked the wrong people off. Skippos who was voted as having the Most Frustrating Performance for his performance in general just kept rubbing the mob up the wrong way. So before we even got started tonight I'm sorry to say that we've hung our man Skippos up to dry. You guys said he was the Most Lynchable and you were right.

But hey we all gotta wind up dead sometime. I'll be announcing more awards as the night goes on and hopefully we won't wind up with anymore dead members turning up. Though I wouldn't be too surprised if we did. Mingle, chat, relax. Congratulations to our first winners and over the next 24 hours we'll see who else has come up lucky.

Today we celebrate Shadiness.