Random Wikipedia Royal Rumble

The Landgrave.

 

The Landgrave to be stripped of his title along with his rifle.

 

The Landgrave!

 

Ben Jones!

 

Flying down to the ring, there was little doubt whose side Eilidh MacQueen was on as she charged straight after The Landgrave with a thundering Lou Thesz Press! Seemingly stunned into silence, Jones and Van Werveke quickly snapped out of their brief pause to attack Harry Hasso who was now on the receiving end of a double team.

Jones and his ad hoc Luxembourgish partner combined well to cause some pain for Hasso, but it was The Landgrave who was in real trouble as little Eilidh MacQueen was causing him all sorts of pain.

The Landgrave looked to have fought back as he reversed an Irish whip -- but he instinctively went for his gun before he realised that he'd lost it! It was carnage as MacQueen connected with her patented Number 4 with Extra Spring Rolls (The Glasgow Geng Kheaw Wan Gai) to leave The Langrave stunned against the ropes!

Turning their attention away from the bloodied Hasso, Jones and Van Werveke joined MacQueen to dump The Landgrave from the Rumble!

Elimination 4: Louis, Landgrave of Hesse-Philippsthal

All of a sudden, the attention quickly turned to Harry Hasso who was been cheered on by his string of lovely wives at ringside. The German actor, so brave when he had a man with a gun on his side earlier, was quivering in the corner in the fetal position as three opponents made their way over -- but wait, Little Eilidh MacQueen struck Prime Minister Ben Jones in the back of the head with an elbow!

This truly is every man -- and woman! -- for him/herself!

But who will be entry number eight? North Korea's spin on famous Norwegian band a-ha's Take On Me schedules the arrival of veteran newspaper editor Johannes Stubberud!

Reading his Wikipedia page, there's not a lot really to joke about... so let's stick to the stereotype and say he's come to the ring armed with a notepad and pen! By gosh, I think he's here for an interview!

Harry Hasso (4)
Ben Jones (1)
Thierry Van Werveke (0)
Eilidh MacQueen (0)
Johannes Stubberud (0)

 

Who brings paper to a fist fight? Dump Stubberud.

 

Got to save Gamle Johs.

Hasso