Round 1 - Knights v Test Eagles (Completed)

Discussion in 'Season 10 Archive' started by Cribbage, Jun 13, 2011.

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  1. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Well he's going to have to put out his fire. Very distracting for a batsman, and I imagine very uncomfortable for poor old Whicker as well. Lots of Crusaders were on fire in the middle ages, and they didn't enjoy it much.
     
    Phlegm, Jun 13, 2011
    #101

  2. Number 11 CJ Downes

    This chump just makes me want to beat the Ravens even more.
     
    Number 11, Jun 13, 2011
    #102

  3. 99* JJ Ritchie

    I notice he didn't take either of my generous avatar bets.

    Don't have faith in your ability or your bowlers aye. Choir boys the lot of you, no balls, you'll all be screaming in your high-pitched voices after the monstering you'll get from us.
     
    99*, Jun 13, 2011
    #103

  4. Athlai JJD Heads

    Proof the Testicles are desperate for a player of my calibre.
     
    Athlai, Jun 13, 2011
    #104

  5. Eds E Ames

    That's why they signed Phlegm. He's essentially a poor-man's Athlai.
     
    Eds, Jun 13, 2011
    #105

  6. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    This coming from the cheats. How much are they paying you for every no ball?

    When it's revealed in the Cricsim Herald you're filthy spot fixers I expect you'll come out and "confess" you threw the match, just to make it look like you didn't get a legitimate backside pounding.
     
    Phlegm, Jun 13, 2011
    #106

  7. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Good to see a defensive opening batsman is a semi-allrounder in your book. Can see why we let you go. Athlai=poor mans Shri.;)
     
    Phlegm, Jun 13, 2011
    #107

  8. Eds E Ames

    I wasn't even taking Athlai's phenomenal trundlers into account. And neither was Ritchie in his overly generous avatar bet.

    Wait, is that a 70+ FC batting average I see? No! It can't be!
     
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    Eds, Jun 13, 2011
    #108

  9. Athlai JJD Heads

    Yeah my being a batting allrounder will be all the more impressive when I score twice as much as Phlegm.
     
    Athlai, Jun 13, 2011
    #109

  10. 99* JJ Ritchie

    Haha, I've scored an infinite time more runs than Fhlegm has. What a shit player.
     
    99*, Jun 13, 2011
    #110

  11. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Come back at the end of the season. We'll see how the one match wonder is then.

    70+ with the ball more like.
     
    Phlegm, Jun 14, 2011
    #111

  12. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Last I looked we didn't measure runs in time. Or is this the other kind of runs? I'll let you win that one. Stay off the spicy food.
     
    Phlegm, Jun 14, 2011
    #112

  13. 99* JJ Ritchie

    Nah, makes it all the more satisfying when I shit all over you.
     
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    99*, Jun 14, 2011
    #113

  14. Cevno IV Narang

    Some Grudge match this.:starwars:


    Best 2 colours for the teams too,IMO.
     
    Cevno, Jun 14, 2011
    #114

  15. Eds E Ames

    He'll still have a 75+ FC batting average at the end of the season.
     
    Eds, Jun 14, 2011
    #115

  16. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    That's all you saders consist of. Shit. You're so full of it it's gushing out of you. Are you going to bowl in a nappy or are you going to leave a trail along your run up so your team mates can roll in it?
     
    Phlegm, Jun 14, 2011
    #116

  17. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Because you're too pussy to give him another game.
     
    Phlegm, Jun 14, 2011
    #117

  18. Number 11 CJ Downes

    You planning on no injuries at all?
     
    Number 11, Jun 14, 2011
    #118

  19. 99* JJ Ritchie

    Rather be full of shit, than false hope like you cunts are.

    I can dump my shit on to you when we win. You have nothing.
     
    99*, Jun 14, 2011
    #119

  20. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    I'll have your dignity after this match.
     
    Phlegm, Jun 14, 2011
    #120
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