Round 1 - Knights v Test Eagles (Completed)

Discussion in 'Season 10 Archive' started by Cribbage, Jun 13, 2011.

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  1. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    But I'm still going to score a century. Sucks to be a failsader.
     
    Phlegm, Jun 13, 2011
    #81

  2. Cevno IV Narang

    Punters signed all the batsman while Testies signed all the bowlers.:p
     
    Cevno, Jun 13, 2011
    #82

  3. Athlai JJD Heads

    Century with the ball as they're forced to turn to you after I score 500.

    Too much?
     
    Athlai, Jun 13, 2011
    #83

  4. 99* JJ Ritchie

    Only way you will get a century is if you bowl (which by all means give it a go), or if you have been given the gloves and give us plenty of byes.
     
    99*, Jun 13, 2011
    #84

  5. Athlai JJD Heads

    Not a joke. Legit disturbing porn.
     
    Athlai, Jun 13, 2011
    #85

  6. Athlai JJD Heads

    I did play Care Cup though.
     
    Athlai, Jun 13, 2011
    #86

  7. 99* JJ Ritchie

    Fixed for accuracy.
     
    99*, Jun 13, 2011
    #87

  8. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    My leg breaks>your batting

    9/100 with the ball sounds all right to me. The 10th wicket was you tripping over your own shitness and hitting the wicket.
     
    Phlegm, Jun 13, 2011
    #88

  9. Mike ML Martyn

    The Crusader's have so many NZers.
     
    Mike, Jun 13, 2011
    #89

  10. Athlai JJD Heads

    :lol:
     
    Athlai, Jun 13, 2011
    #90

  11. Number 11 CJ Downes

    Oi, don't insult us like that please.
     
    Number 11, Jun 13, 2011
    #91

  12. Eds E Ames

    Nah. S'alright. We've hand-picked the best ones.
     
    Eds, Jun 13, 2011
    #92

  13. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    We send all the rubbish kiwis to the saders to raise the quality of both clubs/countries.

    /blatantMuldoonripoff
     
    Phlegm, Jun 13, 2011
    #93

  14. Number 11 CJ Downes

    Too true. :wub:
     
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    Number 11, Jun 13, 2011
    #94

  15. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    So saders, figured out exactly how you're going to ball tamper this week?

    I heard Eds was practicing his Afridi specifically for this round. Guy has been swallowing left, right and centre.
     
    Phlegm, Jun 13, 2011
    #95

  16. 99* JJ Ritchie

    Avatar bet offers:

    - Heads scores more runs than Phlegm in the match total.
    - Ritchie/Whicker take more total wickets in the match than any two Teagles players.

    1 month.
     
    99*, Jun 13, 2011
    #96

  17. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Who on Earth is Whicker? Is he kindling?
     
    Phlegm, Jun 13, 2011
    #97

  18. 99* JJ Ritchie

    No. But he'll be on fire bowling at you shit forward defence.
     
    99*, Jun 13, 2011
    #98

  19. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    I'm assuming "Heads" refers to whichever side chooses heads at the toss, in which case the only hope is for the Test Eagles to choose heads.
     
    Phlegm, Jun 13, 2011
    #99

  20. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Well he's going to have to put out his fire. Very distracting for a batsman, and I imagine very uncomfortable for poor old Whicker as well. Lots of Crusaders were on fire in the middle ages, and they didn't enjoy it much.
     
    Phlegm, Jun 13, 2011
    #100
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