S4, Res5: Nippers vs. Einherjar (vBookie)

Nippers

1. LO Townsend
2. OX Gbagbo
3. S Vimes
4. HBK Teja
5. R Yamadera
6. R Mellie
7. P Spark
8. Z Brumby
9. CC Classified
10. BFP Kirk
11. DB Wayne
12. K Wright
13. C Faldo
14. K Kao
15. G Furball

Einherjar

1 CJ Evans
2 R Gee
3 CD Ochocinco
4 C Man
5 DA Crowley
6 R Downpipes
7 JK Lyons
8 D Armstrong
9 N Hunt
10 AR DForum
11 D Diggler
12 CB Darts
13 BMT Con
14 T Bradford
15 H Bots

 

Yay debut match. Scrumming time.

 

Go Nippers! Fingers crossed for a better individual display.

 

This should be straightforward enough...

Edit: Classified should be in the lineup, Heef. Furball's mistake.

 

Too late.

EDIT: Seriously though, check your line ups - would have been penalties for this if it had been noticed after the fact.

 

Nips! Play the man, not the ball.

 

I've just simmed this game, and it's fair to say that whilst neither team plays badly, there are pretty much no highlights. Just wondering what to do about that. Just post up the result?

 

Also, the reason for the low number of highlights is the fact that both lineups have pretty big errors in them given the conditions that the game ends up being played in.

 

In fact, fuck it. You don't invest the time getting your line-up right, that's your problem.

The one highlight:

( 0:25.15: Nippers 0 - 0 Einherjar) The next phase to be played from 43 metres on the Einherjar side of the halfway line.

Cobra Classified is tackled by Cam Darts for the Einherjar and a ruck forms. The ruck is contested but the Einherjar are penalised for incorrect entry at the gate. Penalty to the Nippers.

( 0:25.30: Nippers 0 - 0 Einherjar) The next phase to be played from 43 metres on the Einherjar side of the halfway line.

Penalty to the Nippers to be taken by Ginger Furball. From here, they're going to have a Kick At Goal. He's made that kick look easy, and over it goes.

PENALTY GOAL TO Sharks

Nippers 3 - 0 Einherjar

 

FULL TIME

Nippers 3 - 0 Einherjar

 

Code:

Nippers				TOTAL
SCRUMS WON			17
SCRUMS LOST			23
SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED		0
LINE OUTS WON			21
LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW	5
LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT		0
LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS		2
RUCK INFRINGEMENTS		6
MAULS WON			5
MAUL INFRINGEMENTS		0
METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY	152
POSSESSION			53%
TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds)	1215
TERRITORY (seconds)		66%
SCRUM METRES			22
TACKLES MADE			42
TACKLES MISSED			7

Code:

Einherjar			TOTAL
SCRUMS WON			23
SCRUMS LOST			17
SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED		0
LINE OUTS WON			7
LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW	0
LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT		1
LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS		0
RUCK INFRINGEMENTS		5
MAULS WON			2
MAUL INFRINGEMENTS		0
METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY	77
POSSESSION			47%
TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds)	465
TERRITORY (seconds)		34%
SCRUM METRES			31
TACKLES MADE			70
TACKLES MISSED			4

 

Code:

		Team		MTk	TkM	BTk	HE	RM	KMiP	KMPen	KiP	KE	PenIP	GA	GS	CA	CS	LB	NR	IEAG	OS	HITR	SI	LOOB	LOS	LOI	BT	TA	T	LBA	Time
Bill Kirk	Nippers		1	0	0	1	1	4	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Zinzan Brumby	Nippers		0	6	0	1	17	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1	0	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	80
Cobra Classif'd	Nippers		1	1	1	1	2	99	0	7	12	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	80
Dan Wayne	Nippers		0	1	0	0	1	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Roger Mellie	Nippers		1	0	0	4	23	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Ginger Furball	Nippers		0	1	0	0	0	114	243	10	0	17	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Koal Kao	Nippers		1	3	0	2	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Okoudou Gbagbo	Nippers		0	7	1	2	12	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	11	0	0	0	80
Lloyd Townsend	Nippers		1	6	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Kyle Wright	Nippers		0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Ryu Yamadera	Nippers		0	2	0	1	19	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	80
Samuel Vimes	Nippers		0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Pretzel Spark	Nippers		0	6	1	0	19	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	1	2	0	0	0	80
Hal Teja	Nippers		0	4	0	1	51	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	7	3	0	1	0	0	1	80
Chuck Faldo	Nippers		2	4	1	0	7	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Aby Dforum	Einherjar	0	1	0	1	0	9	247	2	3	17	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Brett Con	Einherjar	0	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Choco Man	Einherjar	1	13	1	0	12	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	0	12	0	0	0	80
David Crowley	Einherjar	0	5	0	0	11	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Cam Darts	Einherjar	0	4	2	1	18	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Dave Armstrong	Einherjar	1	7	2	1	10	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Dirk Diggler	Einherjar	0	4	1	1	6	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Haydos Bots	Einherjar	0	3	0	0	1	115	0	6	4	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Jamie Lyons	Einherjar	1	4	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Rusty Downpipes	Einherjar	1	8	0	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Ryan Gayler	Einherjar	0	11	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Nigel Hunt	Einherjar	0	1	0	2	2	46	0	4	15	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	6	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	80
Thomas Bradford	Einherjar	0	1	1	0	14	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Carl Ochocinco	Einherjar	0	3	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Clayton Evans	Einherjar	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	0	0	0	80

 

Bill Kirk 5
Zinzan Brumby 8
Cobra Classified 5
Dan Wayne 4
Roger Mellie 6
Ginger Furball 7
Koal Kao 6
Okoudou Gbagbo 9
Lloyd Townsend 7
Kyle Wright 4
Ryu Yamadera 7
Samuel Vimes 4
Pretzel Spark 8
Hal Teja 9
Chuck Faldo 7
Aby Dforum 6
Brett Con 7
Choco Man 9
David Crowley 8
Cam Darts 8
Dave Armstrong 8
Dirk Diggler 7
Haydos Bots 6
Jamie Lyons 7
Rusty Downpipes 8
Ryan Gayler 9
Nigel Hunt 4
Thomas Bradford 6
Carl Ochocinco 5
Clayton Evans 7

 

POTS

3 points - Hal Teja (Nippers)
2 - Choco Man (Einherjar)
1 - Okoudou Gbagbo (Nippers)

COTS

3 points - Samuel Vimes (Nippers)
2 - Nigel Hunt (Einherjar)
1 - Kyle Wright (Nippers)