Haka Sim: Taylor huffs and puffs and stalks about amongst a number of pasty white faced men crouching. Oh yes, and the bizarre sight of Asian All Blacks. Taylor bellows. The other All Blacks shout Hiiii. Australian Wallaroos crowd together for a group hug and try to look unimpressed. James squeezes Cambridge's right buttock. Hutchinson is facing the wrong way. What is he doing? Torres sneaks forward towards the Australians with each line of the Haka. Weaver looks like he should be morris dancing rather than doing the Haka. There is no excuse for that hair either, and does he really intend to play rugby wearing glasses? Alessi attempts to do some break dancing. Newsflash: Breakdancing fails epically on grass. Haka Rating: 7/10. Too much Asian.