Exactly, we try as hard as we can to fail so the game can be a bit more exciting but we just can't do it - we're too good.
Nah, it's actually an inverse quadratic relationship between a diagrams coolness and it's number of sets, with it peaking at a 4 set diagram. 5 & 6 set diagrams are ugly and far less cool than even a 2 set diagram!
In that case, this is proof in itself that extrapolation is a faulty theorem, making it totally uncool.
Update - 75th minute: HERE WE GO, 5 minutes now remain! The score is still 14-20 and time is running out for the Donkehs. They have the ball in their own half and need to go 70 metres to score. The ball is now with Roberston who looks to charge it forward. 35 out now, it comes to Cribb who throws it to Perry who passes it to Egg Man on the inside and he takes a settler up. 3rd tackle, 40 out it comes to Dorn who is unsure of what to do so decides to take it up himself…..OH and he was hit in a solid tackle there by Sparkle…BUT IT’S A PENALTY! PENALTY TO THE DONKEHS! The referee has claimed that Sparkle grapple tackled Dorn and the Donkehs will get their chance right now! The crowd erupts…Dorn kicks it downfield and they are now just 30 metres out! This is it…this will be surely their last chance if not 2nd last. It’s tapped by Cribb he gives it to Rocker who charges it forward hard and fast! Its played back to cribb who gives it to Perry..PERRY GOES HIMSELF…he is stopped 15 out now…The ball comes back to Dorn now…who dummies…shows and goes..throws it wide to Luffman…who flings it to Popovic…Popovic looks for the try line but he is taken down just 5 out now. Erschoff at dummy half….ERSCHOFF GOES HIMSELF!! ERSCHOFF FOR THE LINE!!! BUT HE IS PULLED BACK SHORT! 4th tackle now it comes back to king who throws it to Perry…INSIDE BALL TO MAN!! He is short though! Last tackle…here we go…it comes back to Cribb….Dorn doesn’t look to be set at all..Cribb decides to kick it in the ingoal…CRIBB CHASES HIMSELF…………...CRIBB MIGHT GET THERE FIRST!!!! HERE COMES STACKER!!! CRIBB DIVES FOR IT..................................OH BUT STACKER JUST MANAGES TO TAKE IT OUT OF PLAY! Goal line drop out, they will have one more set here!