Literally so confused about what the definition of a hipster is these days, and hence, what's actually wrong with them.
Definition=Someone with more money than sense, since to be different they can only buy things that no-one else can afford is is so bad, no-one else wants it.
I'd imagine so. Each item symbolises a part of a hipster. The fedora and the nerd glasses are the mega-douche part, a beret and the scarf are the mega-gay part. Then you add optional mega beard, you you end up being a Phaggot McDouche Hipster bum.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_12maARPp8 I can't believe the sort of shit that comes up when you type "Britney Spears" into Google. This would probably be the first time I've had any reason to search her name and you come across a torrent of articles condemning the girl for going to KFC after having been to a photo shoot. The contempt and disdain for this person by the writer in every sentence is just remarkable. It's like "How dare she go to KFC? I'd never go to KFC." The implicit outrage is followed in kind by snide remarks about her living a balanced lifestyle. The people who write this stuff, and the people who buy it, are sick and disordered.
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