Season 5 Final Stats, Awards and Season Review

Mustangs (5th in Conference B; 4-9 record)

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STARTERS				MIN	FGM-A			3PM-A		FTM-A		OREB	DREB	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TO	PF	PTS		
Aaron O'Neill	SG	13		36.1	5.6-12.5	0.451	1.1-2.8	0.378	4.4-4.9	0.891	1.1	3.4	4.5	3.5	0.8	0.4	1.3	2.3	16.7		7.2
Aby D'Forum	SF	13		29.5	4.2-11.0	0.385	0.8-3.3	0.256	2.3-2.5	0.938	1.5	4.2	5.6	2.8	1.1	0.6	1.2	2.8	11.6		6.5
Benny Read	F-C	12		29.8	3.4-6.8		0.500	0.0-0.0	#DIV/0!	2.1-2.9	0.714	3.4	6.3	9.8	1.5	1.3	2.2	0.9	3.5	8.9		7.0
Dexter Astele	PG	13		28.5	4.9-12.1	0.408	1.3-3.7	0.354	1.5-1.7	0.909	0.9	2.2	3.2	5.0	0.9	0.1	2.7	2.3	12.7		6.3
Jordan Logan	PG	13		25.8	3.2-8.3		0.389	1.0-2.9	0.342	0.6-0.8	0.727	0.6	1.3	1.9	4.5	1.2	0.3	1.9	1.5	8.1		5.9
Morgan Burridge	PF	13		27.4	3.0-6.9		0.433	0.0-0.2	0.000	2.3-3.1	0.750	2.5	4.6	7.2	1.2	1.2	1.0	1.1	2.8	8.3		6.5
Raptor Vince	F	13		32.3	4.6-12.8	0.359	2.8-6.6	0.419	2.2-2.8	0.784	1.5	5.4	6.9	2.2	1.5	2.8	2.2	3.2	14.2		7.0
Soumanyil Das	PF	1		22.0	0.0-3.0		0.000	0.0-0.0	#DIV/0!	5.0-6.0	0.833	2.0	5.0	7.0	0.0	1.0	0.0	0.0	3.0	5.0		6.5
Wes Welker	F-G	13		37.1	7.6-15.6	0.488	1.7-4.2	0.400	4.0-5.4	0.743	2.0	5.5	7.5	6.0	1.2	1.0	1.2	2.8	20.9		8.1

The debut season for the Mustangs started well enough, the won their first three games, including one over the defending champion Colts. It was all downhill from their however, as the Raptor Vince experiment began to show it's cracks and F Wes Welker was forced to carry the team more than LeBron at the Cavs. G Aaron O'Neill contributed at times, but he often drifted out of games, and F Benny Read was admirable in his comeback defensively. In the end the lack of offensive options really hurt this team. Benny Read taking a step up in the offensive department would really help this team, allowing Vince to step out and hit jump shots and open some driving lanes for Welker and Astele.

Team MVP: Wes Welker
Season grade: D

 

Rookie of the Season: Mate Perry [MOU]
Sixth Man of the Season: Sam Bakkum [TIG]
Defensive Player of the Season: Charlie Downes [OCE]

inb4skipposskipposses

 

Fuck defense.

Trading Mousey was the best decision I've made as president. If only I did it sooner for more votes.

 

lol.

 

Masters robbed of 6th man.

Is there an all-rookie team?

 

Fucking sweet! So happy to have gone from a shunt to 6th man!

 

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Parrots (4th in Conference A; 5-8 record)

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STARTERS				MIN	FGM-A			3PM-A		FTM-A		OREB	DREB	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TO	PF	PTS		
Allen Izett	SF	7		25.4	4.0-9.7		0.412	1.0-3.3	0.304	1.1-1.7	0.667	0.7	4.0	4.7	2.9	1.0	0.7	1.1	1.9	10.1		6.5
Bruce Force	PF	13		31.1	4.6-9.7		0.476	0.3-0.6	0.500	2.7-3.5	0.778	3.5	4.9	8.4	1.5	0.7	0.4	2.0	2.5	12.2		6.9
Cap'n Cock	SG	13		29.7	5.8-14.2	0.411	1.7-3.9	0.431	2.5-2.8	0.892	1.8	2.8	4.5	1.7	1.2	0.3	1.6	1.9	15.9		6.7
Damien Taylor	PG	1		22.0	4.0-9.0		0.444	0.0-2.0	0.000	0.0-0.0	#DIV/0!	0.0	2.0	2.0	6.0	2.0	0.0	2.0	2.0	8.0		7.5
Eddie Morris	F	13		30.5	4.4-10.8	0.407	1.3-2.5	0.531	2.0-2.6	0.765	1.7	4.6	6.3	2.2	0.8	0.7	1.2	2.4	12.1		6.4
Jake Howe	C-F	13		34.4	6.2-12.4	0.497	0.0-0.0	#DIV/0!	1.2-1.8	0.667	3.6	6.4	10.0	1.8	1.1	3.9	1.8	3.5	13.5		7.9
John Heads	PF	3		24.0	3.0-4.7		0.643	0.3-1.0	0.333	1.3-1.7	0.800	1.3	1.7	3.0	0.7	0.0	0.3	1.0	2.0	7.7		6.5
John Hurricane	SG	6		24.0	5.7-11.2	0.507	1.3-3.5	0.381	1.5-1.5	1.000	1.2	2.7	3.8	2.3	0.8	0.3	1.2	2.3	14.2		7.6
Leumas Himann	C	13		29.0	4.2-9.5		0.439	0.0-0.0	#DIV/0!	2.6-3.6	0.723	3.8	4.6	8.5	1.6	0.5	2.4	1.5	2.6	10.9		7.0
Rob Cribb	PG	13		36.5	5.9-14.8	0.401	1.4-4.8	0.286	2.5-3.3	0.744	1.2	2.7	3.9	8.5	1.8	0.2	3.1	2.8	15.7		7.4
SSD Dong	PG	9		24.3	4.6-10.1	0.451	1.3-2.7	0.500	1.3-2.0	0.667	0.6	2.1	2.7	5.2	0.7	0.2	2.3	1.7	11.8		6.8

Although the record tells of a mediocre season for the Parrots, Season 5 should be viewed as a good one for the Parrots. Before a catastrophic meltdown against the Seahawks, this team was playoff bound. C Jake Howe had become a defensive juggernaut, and added the ability to contribute offensively to his repertoire, F Bruce Force became a reliable go-to scorer in the post and C Leumas Himann overcame a horrible beginning to the season to earn his starting place back and force a formidable front 3 rotation. G Cap'n Cock and F Eddie Morris were the disappointments of the team though. Unquestionably the two best Parrots coming into the season, both failed in their attempts to lead this team to a playoff birth through issues with shooting at the rim. While their perimter shots were falling, mainly to the emergence of G Rob Cribb and his passing skills, their efforts to take advantage of defenders having to focus on the big guys were lacking. They settled for too many jumpers and their shot selection at the rim was poor. Both should be looking to fix that in the offseason.

Team MVP: Jake Howe
Season grade: C

 

All-BBallSim Defensive Team
G Alistair Son COL/HAM
G Siege Morgan TIG
F Charlie Downes OCE
F Aaron Hunt PAN
C Jono Chewie PAN

 

Oh fuck off. Son couldn't defend shit. At 6's and 7's when his side doesn't have the ball.

 

Sabres (3rd in Conference A; 5-8 record)

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STARTERS		GP		MIN	FGM-A			3PM-A		FTM-A		OREB	DREB	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TO	PF	PTS		
Bill Kirk	C	2		22.0	4.0-6.0		0.667	0.0-0.0	#DIV/0!	2.0-3.0	0.667	0.5	3.5	4.0	0.0	0.5	1.0	0.5	1.0	10.0		7.0
C. Ochocinco	G	13		20.1	2.5-7.4		0.344	0.3-1.9	0.160	0.9-1.2	0.750	0.8	1.6	2.5	4.2	0.6	0.2	1.5	2.2	6.3		5.9
Clayton Evans	SG	13		37.1	6.6-15.5	0.428	1.5-3.8	0.388	3.4-4.5	0.746	2.1	3.1	5.2	3.9	1.8	0.3	1.2	2.4	18.1		7.4
Joshua Ritchie	PF	13		32.2	4.0-9.9		0.403	0.2-1.1	0.143	2.2-3.4	0.659	3.2	5.9	9.2	1.4	1.2	1.3	1.4	3.1	10.4		6.6
Marquis Deen	SG	13		38.0	8.0-19.2	0.418	2.4-5.8	0.408	3.5-4.0	0.865	1.2	3.5	4.7	6.5	1.0	0.4	1.8	2.7	21.8		7.8
Paul Tazewell	PG	12		25.1	3.7-9.5		0.386	1.0-3.4	0.293	1.0-1.2	0.857	0.8	2.3	3.1	6.2	0.8	0.7	2.4	1.6	9.3		6.7
Teddy Tiger	C	13		36.5	6.5-12.4	0.522	0.0-0.1	0.000	2.8-3.9	0.725	5.2	7.3	12.5	2.5	0.3	3.9	1.5	3.3	15.8		8.1
Tom Clough	SF	13		27.4	4.3-10.6	0.406	0.5-2.2	0.207	2.5-3.2	0.762	2.1	3.6	5.7	1.8	1.0	0.8	1.2	1.8	11.5		7.1
Tom DeLonge	C	12		28.3	2.8-5.7		0.485	0.0-0.0	#DIV/0!	1.0-1.3	0.750	1.8	5.5	7.3	1.5	0.6	2.2	1.2	2.8	6.5		6.6

The debut season for the Sabres was an eventful, and ultimately successful, one. From G Marquis Deen's remarkable 19 assists, to C Teddy Tiger's determination to become the best centre in the game, a game involving the Sabres was always enjoyable to watch. G Clayton Evans and his partner on the wing Deen were admirable in their first season's as starters - but as the season progressed their inexperience showed and their shots weren't as good as the other wings in the league. The talent is already here for this team though, with a core of Tiger, Evans and Deen, and useful role players such as F Joshua Ritchie, G Paul Tazewell - who stepped up to become a top playmaker in the second half of the season - and bench Tom's F Clough and C DeLonge. Expect this core to push playoffs next season, especially if they can sign another talent (Prez >_>).

Team MVP: Teddy Tiger
Season grade: B+

 

Goodest front court.

 

All-BBallSim 2nd Team
G Alistair Son COL/HAM
G Dirk Diggler COL
F Wes Welker MUS
F Aaron Hunt PAN
C Ryan Gayler OCE


And now the real discussion begins

 

Get fucked.

Robbed.