~MF Reviews A Player~

lol, I actually went looking for a player about whom I've been less vocal. Point taken though.

 

Chris "Chrissy" Sandow



What a useless cunt this little, black cunt turned out to be. This cunt is being paid over a half of one million dollars every year to produce efforts that make Jeff Robson go, "WTF was that shit?" I mean the guy has all the consistency of dog vomit, which incidentally, if placed in his defensive position would probably do a better job of hindering opposition ball runners. Some of the more perceptive of you may have, I don't know, perhaps noticed I care a little bit about defence? Just perhaps? This man, though he may be a boy, we're not sure, has a defensive style which can only be characterised as Tony Williams without the workrate. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the fools who threw his name up as a possible future Origin player when he first hit the scene (Maroon_Faithful I'm looking at you!)

I sincerely hope he crashes and burns next year..............in his Mercedes SLS, or whatever the fuck he drives.

 

The Brothers Minichiello



It's a good thing one of you resembles The Count from Sesame Street because even David Middleton can't keep track of how many times you two dago's drop the fucking ball. I know you can't help your greasy spoon heritage but ffs cease handling the meatballs and olive oil-drenched sausage before you run out to play. Retire. Immediately. Both of you. Just like those two cunts crucified with JC, the pair of you should've been hanged alongside Mussolini.

Note: They are actually Italian aren't they?

 

Adam Cuthbertson



Listen cunt, you're not Arthur Beetson. You may like to think you are, but that's obviously just the head gear cutting off the oxygen to your brain. Artie threw the pass because he knew it would be caught. Any cunt can chuck it out the back and not give a flying fuck whether it finds the mark or not. You have potential. You are skilful. But so is Dave Taylor. Doesn't mean the cunt should be chip n chasing and putting his team under unnecessary pressure with every touch. Earn a starting spot and find out what playing FG footy is really all about; shed this "impact" tag pigeon-holing you into thinking you've gotta make more shit happen than your halfback on cocaine, in the 7 minutes you play each week.

 

From the black cunt who implores me to defer to the rabble when I speak!

 

Was time to show my true colours. And it's about time for you too. Admit it. You're a homophile.