Suspicious Surreptitious Squirts CC

Discussion in 'CPL Cricket' started by Phlegm, Nov 30, 2010.

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  1. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    I'm not good at multitasking. I.e. picking while busy and not expecting it.

    Don't regret picking him though.:cool:
     
    Phlegm, Dec 24, 2010
    #21

  2. Baxter MJ Deane

    Fair few bowling options there.
     
    Baxter, Dec 24, 2010
    #22

  3. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    A few fat ****s as well, now Sandwich Fatel joins the ranks. Won't be many quick singles when he and Cosgrove are at the wicket.
     
    Phlegm, Jan 12, 2011
    #23

  4. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Haha you signed Blackwell as well. Should trade for Ryder and send out a middle order completely comprised of fat bastards.
     
    Cribbage, Jan 12, 2011
    #24

  5. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    The Squirts Squad

    1. Alistair Cook
    2. Peter Ingram
    3. Mark Cosgrove
    4. Brendan Nash
    5. Anthony McGrath
    6. Ian Blackwell
    7. Prassaana Jayawardene
    8. Jerome Taylor
    9. Shane Bond
    10. Trent Copeland
    11. Michael Mason

    12. Samit Patel
    13. Peter George
    14. Sanath Jayasuria
    15. Sam Wells
    16. Mushfiqur Rahim
    17. Tim Southee

    Unfortunately, Todd Astle was kidnapped by a shit **** so he will miss out on selection this season. Never fear however, because now a spot has opened up for another up and coming total gun.
     
    Phlegm, Jan 20, 2011
    #25

  6. Athlai JJD Heads

    Your attack could potentially be awesome if Bond plays well.
     
    Athlai, Jan 20, 2011
    #26

  7. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    This team is sadly >>>> Athers'
     
    HeathDavisSpeed, Jan 20, 2011
    #27

  8. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Bond will play well IMO. Whether he plays very often is the question.
     
    Cribbage, Jan 20, 2011
    #28

  9. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Injury frequency counts?

    ****!
     
    Phlegm, Jan 20, 2011
    #29

  10. Athlai JJD Heads

    nah.
     
    Athlai, Jan 20, 2011
    #30

  11. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Dougeh Bracewell, the Central Districts bowling allrounder, joins the squad. He's one for the future, and his outswingers are sexeh.

    The Suspicious Surreptitious Squirts Cricket Club Squad

    1. Alistair Cook
    2. Peter Ingram
    3. Mark Cosgrove
    4. Brendan Nash
    5. Anthony McGrath
    6. Ian Blackwell
    7. Prassaana Jayawardene
    8. Jerome Taylor
    9. Shane Bond
    10. Trent Copeland
    11. Michael Mason

    12. Samit Patel
    13. Peter George
    14. Sanath Jayasuria
    15. Sam Wells
    16. Mushfiqur Rahim
    17. Tim Southee
    18. Doug Bracewell
     
    Phlegm, Jan 21, 2011
    #31

  12. Athlai JJD Heads

    Last 3 seasons

    Alastair Cook 4829 @ 46.88
    Peter Ingram 2294 @ 57.35
    Mark Cosgrove 3291 @ 52.23
    Brendan Nash 1763 @ 38.32
    Anthony McGrath 2818 @ 37.57
    Ian Blackwell 2897 @ 41.98 - 116 @ 28.73
    Prasanna Jayawardene 1490 @ 31.04
    Jerome Taylor 316 @ 17.55 - 30 @ 34.76
    Shane Bond 89 @ 11.12 - 33 @ 20.18
    Trent Copeland 131 @ 16.37 - 60 @ 19.16
    Michael Mason 246 @ 15.37 - 59 @ 24.59

    Reserves:
    Samit Patel 2729 @ 36.87 - 71 @ 43.52
    Peter George 47 @ 2.76 - 91 @ 29.02
    Sanath Jayasuriya 40 @ 20
    Sam Wells 754 @ 44.35 - 24 @ 30.70
    Mushfiqur Rahim 1225 @ 33.10
    Tim Southee 412 @ 15.25 - 67 @ 33.89
    Doug Bracewell 424 @ 21.20 - 36 @ 43.33
     
    Athlai, Jan 23, 2011
    #32

  13. morgieb MC Burridge

    Sanath :laugh:

    Why the **** did Phelgm pick him up in the 4th round then!
     
    morgieb, Jan 23, 2011
    #33

  14. Athlai JJD Heads

    Thats what I said to him at the time. Weren't many international bats left.
     
    Athlai, Jan 23, 2011
    #34

  15. morgieb MC Burridge

    At least my retirees were picked up very late in the game. Warne and Jayasuriya look like dire picks for when they were.
     
    morgieb, Jan 23, 2011
    #35

  16. Farny AP Farnsworth

    The bowlers are looking a little short of wickets, tbh.
     
    Farny, Jan 23, 2011
    #36

  17. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Cribb better include the Ashes in statz.

    Cook/Ingram is a gun FC opening partnership imo.
     
    Phlegm, Jan 23, 2011
    #37

  18. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    I believe I've picked up some cunt called Deonarine, but I have no idea who I've swapped him for.

    Something tells me it was Southee.
     
    Phlegm, Apr 15, 2011
    #38

  19. Athlai JJD Heads

    Yep it was for Southee.
     
    Athlai, Apr 15, 2011
    #39

  20. Hunter AD Hunt

    Souffeeeeee :wub:
     
    Hunter, Apr 15, 2011
    #40
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