I think we just have to let it stand in all honesty. Regardless of what we decide now, before the match there was no other back up plan. The Season 5 Grand Final is a draw, and the Spartans and Crabs both hold the championship. Probably the result that best reflects the game, but not the result that best reflects my heart
I think by memory Athlai is our club President so this will go for the rest of us then too. I agree by the way. I don't think I can take sitting through another gripping match and even with our two better players back it is going to be another nail biter.
Each team to name 5 players and let's take this to a penalty shoot out. Furball Scores Alessi Scores Phlegm Scores Shriram Scores Every other fucker misses. Bugger - a draw there too.
Spartans (27) Tries: Bobby Blunder x 2, Geoff Smith x 2 Penalties: Dion Alessi x (1/3) Conversions: Dion Alessi x (2/4) Crabs (27) Tries: John Heads x 2, Mike Martyn x 1 Penalties: Ginger Furball x (2/4) Conversions: Ginger Furball x (3/3)
Code: Spartans TOTAL SCRUMS WON 9 SCRUMS LOST 7 SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED 2 SCRUM PENALTIES CONCEDED 7 LINE OUTS WON 18 LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW 3 LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT 1 LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS 1 RUCK INFRINGEMENTS 6 MAULS WON 0 MAUL INFRINGEMENTS 0 METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY 569 POSSESSION 57% TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds) 1095 TERRITORY (seconds) 54% SCRUM METRES 13 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS WON 10 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS LOST 15 TACKLES MADE 53 TACKLES MISSED 4 HANDLING ERRORS 14 Code: Crabs TOTAL SCRUMS WON 7 SCRUMS LOST 9 SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED 1 SCRUM PENALTIES CONCEDED 8 LINE OUTS WON 7 LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW 1 LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT 6 LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS 0 RUCK INFRINGEMENTS 6 MAULS WON 0 MAUL INFRINGEMENTS 0 METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY 255 POSSESSION 43% TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds) 660 TERRITORY (seconds) 46% SCRUM METRES 6 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS WON 15 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS LOST 10 TACKLES MADE 77 TACKLES MISSED 4 HANDLING ERRORS 7
Code: Team Position MTkO MTk TkM BTk HE RM R PnG KMiP KMPen KiP KE PenIP GA GS CA CS LB NR IEAG OS HITR SI MM LFG LFE LOOB LOS LOI BT TC RC TA T LBA Time SCP Rating Oscar Wood Crabs Second Row - 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 10 0.5 n/a Mike Martyn Crabs O'side Flanker 2 0 0 0 0 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 10 12.75 n/a Bill Kirk Crabs Scrum Half 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 20 7.75 n/a Sticky Phlegm Crabs Full Back 0 0 0 1 0 15 1 0 51 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 20 14.8 n/a Pretzel Spark Crabs Number 8 1 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 20 14.75 n/a Samuel Vimes Crabs Tighthead Prop 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 14 0 0 0 30 5.75 4 Chris Raftery Crabs Wing - 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 40 4.5 3 Dan Wayne Crabs Wing - 1 4 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 40 7 5 Herr Burger Crabs Tighthead Prop 3 0 3 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 15 0 0 0 50 14.75 5 Zinzan Brumby Crabs Number 8 0 0 3 1 0 30 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 1 0 1 2 19 0 0 0 60 37 8 Cobra Classif'd Crabs Scrum Half 1 0 1 2 0 14 2 0 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 1 0 3 60 24.85 6 Daniel Speirs Crabs Wing - 2 5 1 1 2 0 14 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 60 9.75 5 Jake Howe Crabs O'side Flanker 4 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 0 70 15 4 Hal Teja Crabs Second Row - 1 4 0 5 1 1 12 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 17 0 0 0 70 21.5 5 John Heads Crabs Outside Centre 9 1 6 4 1 48 4 0 22 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 11 0 2 0 80 58.35 9 Ivan Ryabovol Crabs Fly Half 3 0 2 6 0 53 6 0 9 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 80 42.45 7 Double Dong Crabs Second Row - 2 0 0 5 0 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 22 0 0 0 80 16.75 4 Ginger Furball Crabs Full Back 6 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 262 243 12 2 10 4 2 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6 0 0 0 80 40.75 7 Okoudou Gbagbo Crabs Hooker 2 0 9 2 1 16 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 10 6 0 0 0 7 1 29 1 0 0 80 61 8 JD Hurricane Crabs B'side Flanker 3 0 12 1 0 11 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 4 0 22 0 0 0 80 49 7 Os du Toit Crabs Loosehead Prop 6 1 11 3 0 15 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 33 0 0 0 80 47.75 7 Chuck Faldo Crabs Inside Centre 8 1 2 2 0 12 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 8 0 0 0 80 15 4 Jono Chewie Spartans Number 8 2 0 2 0 0 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 9 0 0 0 20 14.5 n/a Ali Farhat Spartans Wing - 2 1 0 0 1 1 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 20 2.5 n/a Charlie Downes Spartans B'side Flanker 0 0 4 1 0 10 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 7 1 0 0 20 23 n/a Paddy Orr Spartans Outside Centre 0 0 1 1 0 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 5 0 0 0 20 12.5 n/a John McGrath Spartans Second Row - 2 0 0 0 1 0 3 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 20 7.75 n/a Joshua Ritchie Spartans Loosehead Prop 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 30 -2.5 -1 Ben Storer Spartans Loosehead Prop 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 13 0 0 0 50 -0.5 0 Marcuss Deane Spartans Number 8 1 1 3 8 0 48 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 16 0 0 0 60 49.75 9 James Torres Spartans Second Row - 2 0 0 3 0 1 17 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 10 0 0 0 60 13.25 5 Gunner Shriram Spartans Outside Centre 1 0 3 3 0 9 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 60 19 6 Matt Dorn Spartans Wing - 2 0 0 0 5 0 28 5 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 60 25.5 7 Michael Chung Spartans B'side Flanker 1 1 6 1 0 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 1 11 0 0 0 60 32.25 7 Bobby Blunder Spartans Full Back 1 1 1 8 1 71 8 0 152 0 9 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 8 0 2 0 80 75.1 9 Callum Laing Spartans O'side Flanker 2 0 8 4 0 40 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 2 32 0 0 0 80 62.5 8 Rob Cribb Spartans Scrum Half 5 0 0 9 0 69 9 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 9 2 0 3 80 74.5 8 Dave Eggman Spartans Tighthead Prop 0 0 8 0 4 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 19 0 0 0 80 12 3 Lucas Schaw Spartans Wing - 1 4 0 1 9 0 74 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 17 1 0 0 80 69 9 Geoff Smith Spartans Inside Centre 6 0 1 5 0 35 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 8 0 2 0 80 51.25 8 Heath Davis Spartans Second Row - 1 0 0 9 3 0 57 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 6 2 0 5 0 35 0 0 1 80 86.75 10 Dion Alessi Spartans Fly Half 1 1 0 7 0 59 7 0 12 142 1 0 11 3 1 4 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 80 56.2 8 Alan Izett Spartans Hooker 1 0 2 0 6 18 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 17 1 0 0 0 2 2 25 0 0 0 80 17.75 4
Code: Team Position Time SCP Rating POTS/COTS Heath Davis Spartans Second Row - 1 80 86.75 10 3 Bobby Blunder Spartans Full Back 80 75.1 9 2 Lucas Schaw Spartans Wing - 1 80 69 9 1 John Heads Crabs Outside Centre 80 58.35 9 Marcuss Deane Spartans Number 8 60 49.75 9 Rob Cribb Spartans Scrum Half 80 74.5 8 Callum Laing Spartans O'side Flanker 80 62.5 8 Okoudou Gbagbo Crabs Hooker 80 61 8 Dion Alessi Spartans Fly Half 80 56.2 8 Geoff Smith Spartans Inside Centre 80 51.25 8 Zinzan Brumby Crabs Number 8 60 37 8 JD Hurricane Crabs B'side Flanker 80 49 7 Os du Toit Crabs Loosehead Prop 80 47.75 7 Ivan Ryabovol Crabs Fly Half 80 42.45 7 Ginger Furball Crabs Full Back 80 40.75 7 Michael Chung Spartans B'side Flanker 60 32.25 7 Matt Dorn Spartans Wing - 2 60 25.5 7 Cobra Classif'd Crabs Scrum Half 60 24.85 6 Gunner Shriram Spartans Outside Centre 60 19 6 Hal Teja Crabs Second Row - 1 70 21.5 5 Herr Burger Crabs Tighthead Prop 50 14.75 5 James Torres Spartans Second Row - 2 60 13.25 5 Daniel Speirs Crabs Wing - 2 60 9.75 5 Dan Wayne Crabs Wing - 1 40 7 5 Alan Izett Spartans Hooker 80 17.75 4 Double Dong Crabs Second Row - 2 80 16.75 4 Jake Howe Crabs O'side Flanker 70 15 4 Chuck Faldo Crabs Inside Centre 80 15 4 Samuel Vimes Crabs Tighthead Prop 30 5.75 4 Dave Eggman Spartans Tighthead Prop 80 12 3 Chris Raftery Crabs Wing - 1 40 4.5 3 1 Ben Storer Spartans Loosehead Prop 50 -0.5 0 2 Joshua Ritchie Spartans Loosehead Prop 30 -2.5 -1 3 Charlie Downes Spartans B'side Flanker 20 23 n/a Sticky Phlegm Crabs Full Back 20 14.8 n/a Pretzel Spark Crabs Number 8 20 14.75 n/a Jono Chewie Spartans Number 8 20 14.5 n/a Mike Martyn Crabs O'side Flanker 10 12.75 n/a Paddy Orr Spartans Outside Centre 20 12.5 n/a Bill Kirk Crabs Scrum Half 20 7.75 n/a John McGrath Spartans Second Row - 2 20 7.75 n/a Ali Farhat Spartans Wing - 2 20 2.5 n/a Oscar Wood Crabs Second Row - 1 10 0.5 n/a
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