34.45 Great running move from the Vikings here. Darts spreads the ball out to Jacobs, Jacobs gets a breakaway and fends off Phlegm. Furball is back to cover, Jacobs draws him in and passes away to Bots. Perfectly weighted ball and no more defence to beat. Bots drops the ball cold. All he needed to do was hold onto that, and it was try city.
36.30 Line out to the Vikings 10m out from the Crabs line. Taken well by Retzel. Retzel to Darts. Darts to Marshall. He's getting nowhere, he passes back towards the forwards. Retzel takes it, but is hammered back in the tackle by Dong. Great tackle by Dong, and it looks like a turnover here as Phifteenplus gets the ball. Nope, Hurricane has been penalised for coming in the side of the ruck. Penalty. Given the handling failings of both teams, the Vikings want the 3 points. Marshall's been in good form this season, and it's not the easiest penalty from here. Good contact, and it sails over. Vikings 3 - 0 Crabs
It's not the first time I've been hammered by Dong, rest assured I'll give him the beating of a lifetime.
And that's half time. Such an atrocious game so far, I'm afraid. Vikings with more possession, Crabs with more territory 14 handling errors in that half. A number of those were in key positions too.
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