Round 1 Results Code: Carvers 113 - 52 Cornhusslers Smooth Movers 98 - 69 Chokers Dereks 145 - 92 MILF Hunters Peptides 131 - 49 Masterbaiters Bearded Ninjas 113 - 95 CW Mullets Native Tongues 136 - 64 STR8 OUTTA SPRINGVALE Muppet Munchers 129 - 79 Berserkers Mighty Heefs 91 - 79 Flying Porcupines Round 1 Ladder (Both Pools. I CBF splitting them as it'll take longer so I'll do it all at the end) CPL MVP: Code: 5 Votes: Jeremy Cameron Joe Daniher Scott Pendlebury Jarrad Waite Mark LeCras Cyril Rioli Chris Masten Lance Franklin 4 Votes: Michael Johnson Paddy Ryder Drew Petrie Bryce Gibbs Jack Ziebell Jon Brown Scott Selwood Daniel Cross 3 Votes: Andrew Swallow Charlie Dixon Matthew Boyd Nick Riewoldt Majak Daw Harry Taylor Kane Cornes Robert Murphy 2 Votes: Andrew Raines Matthew Wright Stewart Crameri Darren Glass David Zaharakis Mitch Clark Robert Warnock Tom McDonald 1 Vote: Josh P. Kennedy Taylor Walker Heath Shaw Ryan Griffen Andy Otten Dion Prestia Luke Shuey Tyrone Vickery Team of the Week Code: Team of the Week FB: N. Vlastuin D. Glass M. Johnson HB: B. Gibbs H. Taylor R. Murphy C: S. Pendlebury J. Ziebell D. Cross HF: C. Rioli J. Waite M. LeCras FF: J. Brown J. Daniher J. Cameron R: R. Warnock S. Selwood A. Swallow IC: M. Wright C. Dixon C. Masten T. McDonald Top Goalkickers Code: Name Games Goals Joe Daniher 1 6 Jeremy Cameron 1 6 Drew Petrie 1 5 Mark LeCras 1 5 Jon Brown 1 5 Mitch Clark 1 4 Taylor Walker 1 4 Bryce Gibbs 1 4 Jarrad Waite 1 4 Jeff Garlett 1 4 Charlie Dixon 1 4 Jeremy Howe 1 3 Stewart Crameri 1 3 Ben McGlynn 1 3 Jack Darling 1 3 Dayne Beams 1 3 James Podsiadly 1 3 Lance Franklin 1 3 Jarryd Roughead 1 3 Adam Goodes 1 3 Thomas Lynch 1 3 Chris Masten 1 3 Daniel Giansiracusa 1 2 Sharrod Wellingham 1 2 Michael Hurley 1 2 Jarryd Blair 1 2 Robert Murphy 1 2 Tyrone Vickery 1 2 Luke Breust 1 2 Brent Stanton 1 2 Cyril Rioli 1 2 Lachie Henderson 1 2 Ben Kennedy 1 2 Travis Cloke 1 2 Shaun Hampson 1 2 Nat Fyfe 1 2 Tom Mitchell 1 2 Matthew Wright 1 2 Paddy Ryder 1 2 Tory Dickson 1 2 Lindsay Thomas 1 2 Callum Sinclair 1 2 Quentin Lynch 1 2 Andy Otten 1 2 Tom Hawkins 1 2 Jason Porplyzia 1 2 Jay Schulz 1 2 Majak Daw 1 2 Adam Cooney 1 2 Nick Riewoldt 1 2 Gary Ablett 1 2 Sam Mayes 1 2 Jimmy Toumpas 1 1 Matthew Kreuzer 1 1 Kane Cornes 1 1 Dane Swan 1 1 Reece Conca 1 1 Shannon Byrnes 1 1 Liam Jones 1 1 Jack Riewoldt 1 1 David Hale 1 1 Mitch W. Brown 1 1 Josh Hill 1 1 Daniel Rich 1 1 Chris Knights 1 1 Mitch Wallis 1 1 Shannon Hurn 1 1 Jesse White 1 1 Jack Gunston 1 1 Michael Walters 1 1 Trent Cotchin 1 1 Angus Monfries 1 1 Eddie Betts 1 1 Josh J. Kennedy 1 1 Sam Gibson 1 1 Isaac Smith 1 1 Justin Westhoff 1 1 Sam Reid 1 1 Jake King 1 1 Brock McLean 1 1 Kade Simpson 1 1 Travis Boak 1 1 Steve Johnson 1 1 Dayne Zorko 1 1 Jon Giles 1 1 Paul Chapman 1 1 Joel Selwood 1 1 Rhys Palmer 1 1 Brent Staker 1 1 Ryan Schoenmakers 1 1 Travis Varcoe 1 1 Daniel Menzel 1 1 Mark Jamar 1 1 Corey Enright 1 1 Brent Moloney 1 1 David Zaharakis 1 1 Dustin Martin 1 1 Chad Wingard 1 1 Jack Viney 1 1 Tyson Goldsack 1 1 Brodie Grundy 1 1 Luke Dahlhaus 1 1 Jon Patton 1 1 Matthew Leuenberger 1 1 Beau Waters 1 1 Scott Pendlebury 1 1 Ben Howlett 1 1 Sam Jacobs 1 1 Grant Birchall 1 1 Brandon Matera 1 1 Jackson MacRae 1 1 David Swallow 1 1 Luke Ball 1 1 Rory Sloane 1 1 Tom T Lynch 1 1 Jack Watts 1 1 Shaun Grigg 1 1 Mike Pyke 1 1 Jarrad McVeigh 1 1 Dale Thomas 1 1 Steele Sidebottom 1 1 Hayden Ballantyne 1 1 Chris Mayne 1 1 Nathan Bock 1 1 Shaun Higgins 1 1 Dylan Shiel 1 1 Josh Green 1 1
Yeah I cbf recording every individual goal so I'm only gonna bother with relevant ones from hereon and team of the week mightn't be a permanent fixture depending on cbf levels #justsayin
Round 2 Results Code: Springvale 117 - 109 Muppet Munchers Mullets 120 - 105 Chokers Carvers 129 - 84 Smooth Movers Mighty Heefs 98 - 87 Masterbaiters Peptides 132 - 100 Native Tongues Cornhusslers 110 - 89 Dereks Porcupines 108 - 94 Berserkers Ninjas 124 - 107 MILF Hunters Ladder Goalkicking Code: Name Goals Drew Petrie 10 Jarryd Roughead 9 Joe Daniher 9 Jon Brown 9 Quentin Lynch 8 Stewart Crameri 8 Josh J. Kennedy 7 Mark LeCras 7 Charlie Dixon 6 Jack Darling 6 Jarrad Waite 6 Jason Porplyzia 6 Jeremy Cameron 6 Lance Franklin 6 Majak Daw 6 Andy Otten 5 Ben Griffiths 5 Daniel Giansiracusa 5 Jake King 5 Jake Melksham 5 Jeff Garlett 5 Lindsay Thomas 5 Michael Hurley 5 Nick Riewoldt 5 Steve Johnson 5 Steven Motlop 5 Taylor Walker 5 Thomas Lynch 5 Tyrone Vickery 5 Adam Goodes 4 Ben McGlynn 4 Bryce Gibbs 4 Chad Wingard 4 Chris Knights 4 Chris Masten 4 Chris Mayne 4 Cyril Rioli 4 Jack Gunston 4 Jay Schulz 4 Jeremy Howe 4 Matthew Maguire 4 Mitch Clark 4 Nat Fyfe 4 Shaun Hampson 4 Spencer White 4 Ben Kennedy 3 Brent Stanton 3 Callum Sinclair 3 Dayne Beams 3 Dayne Zorko 3 Gary Ablett 3 Greg Broughton 3 James Podsiadly 3 Jarryd Blair 3 Jon Patton 3 Josh Hill 3 Lachlan Hansen 3 Liam Jones 3 Marco Paparone 3 Mike Pyke 3 Richard Douglas 3 Sam Mayes 3 Tom Campbell 3 Tom T Lynch 3 Tory Dickson 3 Travis Cloke 3 Adam Cooney 2 Ben Howlett 2 Brandon Matera 2 Daniel Menzel 2 Daniel Rich 2 Dion Prestia 2 Dylan Shiel 2 Ivan Maric 2 Jack Riewoldt 2 Jack Watts 2 Jackson MacRae 2 Jason Winderlich 2 Jimmy Toumpas 2 Jon Giles 2 Lachie Henderson 2 Luke Breust 2 Luke Dahlhaus 2 Matthew Wright 2 Nic Naitanui 2 Paddy Ryder 2 Patrick Dangerfield 2 Patrick Karnezis 2 Paul Chapman 2 Robert Murphy 2 Sam Gibson 2 Sam Jacobs 2 Sam Reid 2 Scott Pendlebury 2 Shannon Byrnes 2 Sharrod Wellingham 2 Shaun Higgins 2 Steele Sidebottom 2 Tom Bellchambers 2 Tom Hawkins 2 Tom Mitchell 2 Trent McKenzie 2 Adam Treloar 1 Allen Christensen 1 Andrew Walker 1 Angus Monfries 1 Beau Waters 1 Brent Moloney 1 Brent Staker 1 Brett Deledio 1 Brock McLean 1 Brodie Grundy 1 Cam Guthrie 1 Colin Sylvia 1 Corey Enright 1 Courtenay Dempsey 1 Dale Thomas 1 Dane Swan 1 Daniel Wells 1 David Hale 1 David Swallow 1 David Zaharakis 1 Dean Cox 1 Dennis Armfield 1 Dustin Fletcher 1 Dustin Martin 1 Dyson Heppell 1 Eddie Betts 1 Farren Ray 1 Grant Birchall 1 Harley Bennell 1 Hayden Ballantyne 1 Isaac Smith 1 Jack Steven 1 Jack Trengove 1 Jack Viney 1 Jake Carlisle 1 Jamie Elliott 1 Jared Polec 1 Jarrad McVeigh 1 Jed Adcock 1 Jesse White 1 Jimmy Bartel 1 Joel Selwood 1 Jordan Roughead 1 Jordie McKenzie 1 Jordie McKenzie 1 Josh Green 1 Justin Westhoff 1 Kade Simpson 1 Kane Cornes 1 Kepler Bradley 1 Kieran Jack 1 Koby Stevens 1 Leigh Adams 1 Luke Ball 1 Mark Jamar 1 Mathew Stokes 1 Matthew Kreuzer 1 Matthew Leuenberger 1 Matthew Pavlich 1 Michael Walters 1 Mitch Wallis 1 Mitchell Brown 1 Nathan Bock 1 Nathan Van Berlo 1 Paul Puopolo 1 Reece Conca 1 Rhys Palmer 1 Rory Sloane 1 Ryan O'Keefe 1 Ryan Schoenmakers 1 Sam Dwyer 1 Sam Wright 1 Scott D Thompson 1 Scott Selwood 1 Shannon Hurn 1 Shaun Grigg 1 Toby Greene 1 Todd Goldstein 1 Travis Boak 1 Travis Varcoe 1 Trent Cotchin 1 Tyson Goldsack 1 Will Minson 1 CPL MVP Code: Name Votes Drew Petrie 9 Votes Scott Pendlebury 9 Votes Kane Cornes 6 Votes Majak Daw 6 Votes Bachar Houli 5 Votes Chad Wingard 5 Votes Chris Knights 5 Votes Chris Masten 5 Votes Cyril Rioli 5 Votes Daniel Talia 5 Votes Jarrad Waite 5 Votes Jeremy Cameron 5 Votes Joe Daniher 5 Votes Josh J. Kennedy 5 Votes Lance Franklin 5 Votes Mark LeCras 5 Votes Nat Fyfe 5 Votes Steve Johnson 5 Votes Bryce Gibbs 4 Votes Daniel Cross 4 Votes Darren Glass 4 Votes Dean Cox 4 Votes Gary Ablett 4 Votes Jack Ziebell 4 Votes Jake Melksham 4 Votes Jon Brown 4 Votes Michael Johnson 4 Votes Paddy Ryder 4 Votes Quinten Lynch 4 Votes Scott Selwood 4 Votes Steven Motlop 4 Votes Trent Cotchin 4 Votes Andrew Swallow 3 Votes Ben Griffiths 3 Votes Brendon Goddard 3 Votes Callum Sinclair 3 Votes Charlie Dixon 3 Votes Harry Taylor 3 Votes Jack Darling 3 Votes Jack Riewoldt 3 Votes Justin Westhoff 3 Votes Nic Naitanui 3 Votes Nick Riewoldt 3 Votes Robert Murphy 3 Votes Robert Warnock 3 Votes Andrew Raines 2 Votes Daniel Jackson 2 Votes David Zaharakis 2 Votes Dayne Beams 2 Votes Harley Bennell 2 Votes Jarryd Roughead 2 Votes Matthew Wright 2 Votes Michael Barlow 2 Votes Mitch Clark 2 Votes Richard Douglas 2 Votes Sam Jacobs 2 Votes Stewart Crameri 2 Votes Tom McDonald 2 Votes Andy Otten 1 Vote Daniel Giansiracusa 1 Vote Dion Prestia 1 Vote Dyson Heppell 1 Vote Heath Shaw 1 Vote Jason Porplyzia 1 Vote Josh P. Kennedy 1 Vote Luke Shuey 1 Vote Ollie Wines 1 Vote Ryan Griffen 1 Vote Shane Mumford 1 Vote Taylor Walker 1 Vote Troy Chaplin 1 Vote Tyrone Vickery 1 Vote
Why on earth would I compensate someone for their own incompetence? I'd say it's best to make the retention/season 3 draft a linear reverse ladder order so 16th will start every single round. That's about as much benefit as the shitter teams will get. Perhaps I'd consider a priority pick if someone fucked up a team then upped and left and it'd only be to entice a new manager to take on the rabble
Team of the Week Round 2: Code: B: C.Newman D.Talia T.Chaplin HB: S.Hurn D.Glass D.Heppell C: B.Houli S.Pendlebury S.Johnson HF: C.Knights J.Kennedy S.Motlop FF: C.Wingard D.Petrie J.Melksham R: N.Naitanui N.Fyfe G.Ablett Int: T.Cotchin J.Westhoff D.Beams Sub: D.Armfield Pretty fucking tough with Griffiths, Daw and Sinclair all having gun games but felt Kennedy, Petrie and Westhoff deserved the nod ahead of them.
