In case you didn't realise this isn't real... Also you meant to talk yourself up, I am sure everyone is sitting themselves when they have to face the 1000th best junior in New Zealand!
1000th isn't bad. It's out of over 8000 players and it he's up to 18 year olds. When I win the grand slam you'll see that you all have competiion.
Name: Frederic-Alberto-Gonzalez Simpson Age: 12 Nationality: Asian Surface: Hard Weakness: A sexy smile BackGround: Frederic-Alberto-Gonzalez' rise to tennis super-stardom has not been an easy one. Frederic-Alberto-Gonzalez (or FAG, as his friends like to call him) started as a promising junior, being able to do 50 consecutive push-ups when he was a fetus. Possibily the greatest FAG of all time, Frederic-Alberto-Gonzalez SNR once said his son was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and a golden tennis racquet in his hand. His birth was an unusual one. The first human to be concieved by two men and the first human to be brought into this world through the anus. The mother/father of the next tennis no.1, Brett Gemmell said his baby boy was easily the worst constipated bowel movement shes ever hard. This special events may very well be the cause of what can only be called a very special tennis player. There is no doubt that FAG has the talent, determination and looks to take him all the way.
Name: James Hughes Age: 15 Nationality: Australian Plays for: Mudgee District Tennis Club Surface: Hard Weakness: Second serves Player Bio: Starting tennis at the tender age of 5, Hughes who was a talent from the beginning was scouted by Australia's leading tennis player at the time, Pat Rafter and has been mentored from the age of 5. Hughes who is ever so close to his first grand slam has wiped his opponents off the court numerous times during his junior tournaments and he was Australia's no 1 junior as well as the World no 1 junior. Rafter said that this guy is ready for a grand slam and is ready to get some Rodger Federer butt. Hughes starts his pursuit to the top of the world within the next few weeks.
Name: Brett Hall Age: 17 Nationality: Mexico Surface: Grass Weakness: Second Serve Info: Young gun out of Mexico who's very strong returning but needs improvment on the serve.
Name: Luke Lukic Age: 21 Nationality: Australian Surface: Hard Weakness: Mental aspect Info: He's epic Picture: Luke Lukic on the left.
haha just some friendly advice Rego, make sure you don't repeat yourself heaps and spam. Maybe it will one day mean people will like you or at least not dislike you.
