Nah if Howe signs someone else then he'll tap you on the shoulder and let you know he's not offering you a contract, and you'll have no choice but to join the Sabres.
Update of the records (Cribb grabbing a couple) and the all-time points scorers. Cribb again the stand out - scoring as many points as last season despite playing 13 matches rather than 20 - but with Cock still standing out at the front. Congratulations to Hurricane for coming in right at the end of s5 and still comfortably outscoring what Force, Ritchie and Ridd managed in their debut season.
Har har, me hearties. Welcome aboard the good ship Parrots. Some great signings by the looks of things.