If They Were A Rock Star They'd Be...

Discussion in 'The Cesspit: Rugby League Discussion' started by crowley, Feb 26, 2012.

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  1. crowley DA Crowley

    This is how the Telegraph calls it. I'm sure with a bit of thought we can come up with better.

    Manly: The Rolling Stones - Superstars blending together year after year to be at the top of the tree.
    Bulldogs: Jessica Mauboy - Lots of talent and crying out to be number one.
    Cronulla: The local pub band - Has all the attributes but struggling to crack it into the big time.
    Parramatta: Kings of Leon - Plenty of quality and primed for another top 10 hit.
    Penrith: Any one-hit wonder - Shows enough substance to be a hit but never realises their full potential.
    Souths: Travelling Wilburys - Trying to get the big names to jell consistently is never easy.
    St George/Illaw: Sherbet - Still doing the rounds and pumping out the hits but best days are behind them.
    Roosters: Altiyan Childs - Was 2010 success just a flash in the pan ?
    Wests Tigers: Coldplay - All class, all talent, a number one hit never too far away.
    Newcastle: Tony Bennett - The master of his craft, with all the young stars aching to perform with him.
    Canberra: Vanilla Ice - All bluster and bravado and looks good doing the motions but found out in the end.
    Brisbane: INXS - May have lost their main man but still a seasoned performer.
    Nth Queensland: Justin Bieber - Plenty to like but have they really got the right stuff ?
    Melbourne: Lady Gaga - Flashy, brilliant and super talented. Always at the top of the charts.
    Titans: An Australian Idol show - Assembling lots of talent but not quite sure if it's going to work.
    Warriors: John Farnham - Trying to come back bigger and better than before.
     
    crowley, Feb 26, 2012
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  2. morgieb MC Burridge

    Not the worst.
     
    morgieb, Feb 26, 2012
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  3. crowley DA Crowley

    Comparing Parramatta to Kings Of Leon is an insult to the band.
     
    crowley, Feb 26, 2012
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  4. Flack SA Flack

    Cowboys fans to rage.
     
    Flack, Feb 26, 2012
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  5. Flack SA Flack

    I'd compare Cronulla to Rebecca Black, they're a joke, but they don't really realise it.
     
    Flack, Feb 26, 2012
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  6. Lukic L Popovic

    Melbourne being flashy and compared to lady gaga was a good larf.
     
    Lukic, Feb 26, 2012
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  7. Hughesy JM Hughes

    What was going on at the Daily Telegraph this week? Obviously the NRL only being a few days away wasn't enough to keep them occupied.
     
    Hughesy, Feb 26, 2012
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  8. Hunter AD Hunt

    I found it quite amusing that Corey Parker isn't listed in the Brisbane side.
     
    Hunter, Feb 26, 2012
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  9. Snake A Vago

    Comparing the Stones to Manly is the biggest insult.
     
    Snake, Feb 27, 2012
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  10. crowley DA Crowley

    Yeah to Manly. Rolling Stones should have been put out to pasture years ago.
     
    crowley, Feb 27, 2012
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  11. Lukic L Popovic

    I'll never understand how some cunt could write this article and think to themselves "Yeah, this is a great article" and proceed to publish it....
     
    Lukic, Feb 27, 2012
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  12. crowley DA Crowley

    It was Phil Rothfield. Enough said.
     
    crowley, Feb 27, 2012
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  13. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    :laugh:
    Say what?
     
    Boobidy, Feb 27, 2012
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  14. crowley DA Crowley

    Listed the Top 17 players for each club and according to Rothfield that doesn't include Parker.
     
    crowley, Feb 27, 2012
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  15. Hunter AD Hunt

    In the NRL magazine that came with the telegraph(where these team/band things came from), Parker wasn't named in Brisbane's top 17.
     
    Hunter, Feb 27, 2012
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  16. morgieb MC Burridge

    Haha fuck Rothfield's an idiot.
     
    morgieb, Feb 27, 2012
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  17. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    Wow...He is only our best forward.
     
    Boobidy, Feb 27, 2012
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  18. crowley DA Crowley

    1. Hoffman
    2. Yow Yeh
    3. Reed
    4. Hodges
    5. Beale
    6. Norman
    7. Wallace
    8. Civoniceva
    9. McCullough
    10. Hannant
    11. Thaiday
    12. Gillett
    13. Glenn

    14. Capewell
    15. Anderson
    16. Te'o
    17. McGuire
     
    crowley, Feb 27, 2012
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  19. morgieb MC Burridge

    Wow.
     
    morgieb, Feb 27, 2012
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  20. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    Cunt should be shot.
     
    Boobidy, Feb 27, 2012
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