Current AFL "18" Draft

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Jimmy - Gary Ablett (Gold Coast)
Diggler - Patrick Dangerfield (Adelaide)
Jager - Nic Naitanui (West Coast)
Morgie - Lance Franklin (Hawthorn)
Mousey - Jeremy Cameron (GWS)
Burger - Harry Taylor (Geelong)
Reframe - Jarryd Roughead (Hawthorn)
Stormer - Scott Pendlebury (Collingwood)
Skippos - Callan Ward (GWS)
Theo - Josh J. Kennedy (West Coast)
Scottie - Ryan Griffen (Western Bulldogs)
Harps - Nathan Jones (Melbourne)
Brett - Jack Riewoldt (Richmond)
Shagger - Jonathon Giles (GWS)

Shagger - Travis Cloke (Collingwood)
Brett - Will Minson (Western Bulldogs)
Harps - Todd Goldstein (North Melbourne)
Scottie - Leigh Montagna (St Kilda)
Theo - Nick Riewoldt (St Kilda)
Skippos - Taylor Walker (Adelaide)
Stormer - Jobe Watson (Essendon)
Reframe - Trent Cotchin (Richmond)
Burger - Rory Sloane (Adelaide)
Mousey - Dane Swan (Collingwood)
Morgie - Joel Selwood (Geelong)
Jager - Scott Thompson (North Melbourne)
Diggler - Pearce Hanley (Brisbane)
Jimmy - Dean Cox (West Coast)

Jimmy - Drew Petrie (North Melbourne)
Diggler - Ben McEvoy (St Kilda)
Jager - Jake Carlisle (Essendon)
Morgie - Matthew Leuenberger (Brisbane)
Mousey - Rory Thompson (Gold Coast)
Burger - Travis Boak (Port Adelaide)
Reframe - Jaeger O'Meara (Gold Coast)
Stormer - Tom Hawkins (Geelong)
Skippos - Tom Rockliff (Brisbane)
Theo - Nat Fyfe (Fremantle)
Scottie - Luke McPharlin (Fremantle)
Harps - Chad Wingard (Port Adelaide)
Brett - Daniel Talia (Adelaide)
Shagger - Harley Bennell (Gold Coast)

Shagger - Daniel Merrett (Brisbane)
Brett - Steve Johnson (Geelong)
Harps - Luke Hodge (Hawthorn)
Scottie - Kurt Tippett (Sydney)
Theo - James Frawley (Melbourne)
Skippos - Matthew Boyd (Western Bulldogs)
Stormer - Brett Deledio (Richmond)
Reframe - Mitch Clark (Melbourne)
Burger - Matthew Kreuzer (Carlton)
Mousey - Tom Liberatore (Western Bulldogs)
Morgie - Darren Glass (West Coast)
Jager - Matthew Pavlich (Fremantle)
Diggler - Jack Grimes (Melbourne)
Jimmy - Colin Sylvia (Melbourne)

Jimmy - Alex Rance (Richmond)
Diggler - Hamish Hartlett (Port Adelaide)
Jager - Sam Mitchell (Hawthorn)
Morgie - Lachlan Henderson (Carlton)
Mousey - Nick Dal Santo (St Kilda)
Burger - Jordan Roughead (Western Bulldogs)
Reframe - Shane Mumford (Sydney)
Stormer - Ted Richards (Sydney)
Skippos - Jack Steven (St Kilda)
Theo - Sam Jacobs (Adelaide)
Scottie - Jarrod Harbrow (Gold Coast)
Harps - Daniel Hannebery (Sydney)
Brett - Dion Prestia (Gold Coast)
Shagger - Marc Murphy (Carlton)

Shagger - Cyril Rioli (Hawthorn)
Brett - Kieran Jack (Sydney)
Harps - Dayne Zorko (Brisbane)
Scottie - Jack Redden (Brisbane)
Theo - Phil Davis (GWS)
Skippos - Colin Garland (Melbourne)
Stormer - Scott Thompson (Adelaide)
Reframe - Ben Rutten (Adelaide)
Burger - Michael Walters (Fremantle)
Mousey - Tom McDonald (Melbourne)
Morgie - Josh P. Kennedy (Sydney)
Jager - Charlie Dixon (Gold Coast)
Diggler - Andrew Walker (Carlton)
Jimmy - Ben Reid (Collingwood)

Jimmy - Justin Westhoff (Port Adelaide)
Diggler - Luke Dahlhaus (Western Bulldogs)
Jager - Dayne Beams (Collingwood)
Morgie - Tim Mohr (GWS)
Mousey - Chris Judd (Carlton)
Burger - Sean Dempster (St Kilda)
Reframe - Matt Priddis (West Coast)
Stormer - Aaron Sandilands (Fremantle)
Skippos - Brendon Goddard (Essendon)
Theo - Robert Murphy (Western Bulldogs)
Scottie - Tom Bellchambers (Essendon)
Harps - Trent McKenzie (Gold Coast)
Brett - Michael Jamison (Carlton)
Shagger - Michael Johnson (Fremantle)

Shagger - Chris Dawes (Melbourne)
Brett - Grant Birchall (Hawthorn)
Harps - Eddie Betts (Carlton)
Scottie - Kane Cornes (Port Adelaide)
Theo - Dustin Martin (Richmond)
Skippos - Robbie Gray (Port Adelaide)
Stormer - Eric MacKenzie (West Coast)
Reframe - Michael Talia (Western Bulldogs)
Burger - Bachar Houli (Richmond)
Mousey - Michael Barlow (Fremantle)
Morgie - Brent Stanton (Essendon)
Jager - Nick Malceski (Sydney)
Diggler - Aaron Black (North Melbourne)
Jimmy - Bryce Gibbs (Carlton)

Jimmy - Dyson Heppell (Essendon)
Diggler - Brandon Matera (Gold Coast)
Jager - Jimmy Bartel (Geelong)
Morgie - Jay Schulz (Port Adelaide)
Mousey -
Burger -
Reframe -
Stormer -
Skippos -
Theo -
Scottie -
Harps -
Brett -
Shagger -

 

FB:
HB: Trent McKenzie
C: - Dan Hannebery -
HF: Chad Wingard - - Dayne Zorko
FF: Eddie Betts
R: Todd Goldstein - Nathan Jones - Luke Hodge

 

FUCK

JIMMY BARTEL WAS MY PICK

 

Jimmy - Gary Ablett (Gold Coast)
Diggler - Patrick Dangerfield (Adelaide)
Jager - Nic Naitanui (West Coast)
Morgie - Lance Franklin (Hawthorn)
Mousey - Jeremy Cameron (GWS)
Burger - Harry Taylor (Geelong)
Reframe - Jarryd Roughead (Hawthorn)
Stormer - Scott Pendlebury (Collingwood)
Skippos - Callan Ward (GWS)
Theo - Josh J. Kennedy (West Coast)
Scottie - Ryan Griffen (Western Bulldogs)
Harps - Nathan Jones (Melbourne)
Brett - Jack Riewoldt (Richmond)
Shagger - Jonathon Giles (GWS)

Shagger - Travis Cloke (Collingwood)
Brett - Will Minson (Western Bulldogs)
Harps - Todd Goldstein (North Melbourne)
Scottie - Leigh Montagna (St Kilda)
Theo - Nick Riewoldt (St Kilda)
Skippos - Taylor Walker (Adelaide)
Stormer - Jobe Watson (Essendon)
Reframe - Trent Cotchin (Richmond)
Burger - Rory Sloane (Adelaide)
Mousey - Dane Swan (Collingwood)
Morgie - Joel Selwood (Geelong)
Jager - Scott Thompson (North Melbourne)
Diggler - Pearce Hanley (Brisbane)
Jimmy - Dean Cox (West Coast)

Jimmy - Drew Petrie (North Melbourne)
Diggler - Ben McEvoy (St Kilda)
Jager - Jake Carlisle (Essendon)
Morgie - Matthew Leuenberger (Brisbane)
Mousey - Rory Thompson (Gold Coast)
Burger - Travis Boak (Port Adelaide)
Reframe - Jaeger O'Meara (Gold Coast)
Stormer - Tom Hawkins (Geelong)
Skippos - Tom Rockliff (Brisbane)
Theo - Nat Fyfe (Fremantle)
Scottie - Luke McPharlin (Fremantle)
Harps - Chad Wingard (Port Adelaide)
Brett - Daniel Talia (Adelaide)
Shagger - Harley Bennell (Gold Coast)

Shagger - Daniel Merrett (Brisbane)
Brett - Steve Johnson (Geelong)
Harps - Luke Hodge (Hawthorn)
Scottie - Kurt Tippett (Sydney)
Theo - James Frawley (Melbourne)
Skippos - Matthew Boyd (Western Bulldogs)
Stormer - Brett Deledio (Richmond)
Reframe - Mitch Clark (Melbourne)
Burger - Matthew Kreuzer (Carlton)
Mousey - Tom Liberatore (Western Bulldogs)
Morgie - Darren Glass (West Coast)
Jager - Matthew Pavlich (Fremantle)
Diggler - Jack Grimes (Melbourne)
Jimmy - Colin Sylvia (Melbourne)

Jimmy - Alex Rance (Richmond)
Diggler - Hamish Hartlett (Port Adelaide)
Jager - Sam Mitchell (Hawthorn)
Morgie - Lachlan Henderson (Carlton)
Mousey - Nick Dal Santo (St Kilda)
Burger - Jordan Roughead (Western Bulldogs)
Reframe - Shane Mumford (Sydney)
Stormer - Ted Richards (Sydney)
Skippos - Jack Steven (St Kilda)
Theo - Sam Jacobs (Adelaide)
Scottie - Jarrod Harbrow (Gold Coast)
Harps - Daniel Hannebery (Sydney)
Brett - Dion Prestia (Gold Coast)
Shagger - Marc Murphy (Carlton)

Shagger - Cyril Rioli (Hawthorn)
Brett - Kieran Jack (Sydney)
Harps - Dayne Zorko (Brisbane)
Scottie - Jack Redden (Brisbane)
Theo - Phil Davis (GWS)
Skippos - Colin Garland (Melbourne)
Stormer - Scott Thompson (Adelaide)
Reframe - Ben Rutten (Adelaide)
Burger - Michael Walters (Fremantle)
Mousey - Tom McDonald (Melbourne)
Morgie - Josh P. Kennedy (Sydney)
Jager - Charlie Dixon (Gold Coast)
Diggler - Andrew Walker (Carlton)
Jimmy - Ben Reid (Collingwood)

Jimmy - Justin Westhoff (Port Adelaide)
Diggler - Luke Dahlhaus (Western Bulldogs)
Jager - Dayne Beams (Collingwood)
Morgie - Tim Mohr (GWS)
Mousey - Chris Judd (Carlton)
Burger - Sean Dempster (St Kilda)
Reframe - Matt Priddis (West Coast)
Stormer - Aaron Sandilands (Fremantle)
Skippos - Brendon Goddard (Essendon)
Theo - Robert Murphy (Western Bulldogs)
Scottie - Tom Bellchambers (Essendon)
Harps - Trent McKenzie (Gold Coast)
Brett - Michael Jamison (Carlton)
Shagger - Michael Johnson (Fremantle)

Shagger - Chris Dawes (Melbourne)
Brett - Grant Birchall (Hawthorn)
Harps - Eddie Betts (Carlton)
Scottie - Kane Cornes (Port Adelaide)
Theo - Dustin Martin (Richmond)
Skippos - Robbie Gray (Port Adelaide)
Stormer - Eric MacKenzie (West Coast)
Reframe - Michael Talia (Western Bulldogs)
Burger - Bachar Houli (Richmond)
Mousey - Michael Barlow (Fremantle)
Morgie - Brent Stanton (Essendon)
Jager - Nick Malceski (Sydney)
Diggler - Aaron Black (North Melbourne)
Jimmy - Bryce Gibbs (Carlton)

Jimmy - Dyson Heppell (Essendon)
Diggler - Brandon Matera (Gold Coast)
Jager - Jimmy Bartel (Geelong)
Morgie - Jay Schulz (Port Adelaide)
Mousey - Jack Darling (West Coast)
Burger -
Reframe -
Stormer -
Skippos -
Theo -
Scottie -
Harps -
Brett -
Shagger -

 

For some reason I thought Jager had his pick ahead of me so I thought I could risk it for the next round

 

Hodge was taken a while ago.