CricSim Freestylin' Rap Battlin'

Yeeeah! yeeeah!...Fieryboi is in da house...to represent and teach.
You can only hope you get Saved By The Bell in this battle, Screech.

The only part of that shit you got right was that I've lost a bit of hair.
But there's plenty there...let's compare...to your tiny balls...they're bare.

At least you have some on your head but shave it off you clown!
That jewfro wont get you laid, only clean a loo when we tip you upside down.

You call yourself a strapping lad...more like a strap-on lad.
That GayFL game you play online is so terrible it's sad.

You diss my wife's looks...but she so damn hot...you can only dream.
If you made a pass she would simply laugh which would still make you cream.

You talk about my family and say I have no love.
I have more love than your callused hand which now needs a protective glove.

You need to tidy your room too boy....it's stinks so bad in there.
When you mum comes in she needs a gas mask and a net for your hair.

When she called you Theo is was unfortunate but she really weren't to know
That Theo rhymes with BO...a regrettable coincidence...this shit is starting to flow!

Picking up your soiled wank socks is not her idea of fun.
Maybe if you stopped thinking about her so much you minute cock wouldn't dribble and run.

You say you wanna have sex with my daughters...they're 5 and 7 years old.
You're a sick puppy, call the authorities so we can chop your goolies off and then we'll break the mold.

Get out the house, get a haircut and a job and do some weights, like Jake the Mus.
I've seen your arms, they're skinny as fuck, you lanky streak of pus.

I call you Screech cos it's funny shit that he's your doppelganger.
But your Dad's a jackal and your mum's so ugly Joseph Merrick would't bang her.


Fieryboi..out.

 

Theo was just naasty rather than funny. None of it true either. Prob get lot of votes just because it was about me but even if I was reading it without bias don't think there was any wit or skill there.

 

Lol. How patronising

 

Theo took days to put his together. I read his and put my reply up in about 20 min. The middle was a bit weak in places admittedly.

And I didn't get quite as personal.

 

Better make sure I don't get whitewashed anyway

Fiery

 

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