GB's talismanic all rounder, and one of the most destructive bowlers ever to play the game. Proof - the neighbouring buildings after his last spell... His achievements so far in this tournament, bowling against second team opposition, are unsurpassed. Firstly, he's the only player to manage to average over a ton...a mighty 105.5 with the ball. This infact makes him a better cricket player than Don Bradman, who only averaged two figures. To put this momentous effort into perspective, the next best was Robertson with 78.5, nearly 30 runs behind. 30! In comparison, the bowling legends of Perry, Gonzalez, Logan and Nova all average between 20 and 25. Put all, their averages together, and it would still be less than Deano. Respect. The second achievement is equally astonishing. It takes a special talent to achieve a single figure bowling rating. Even the likes of Biggie couldn't manage it. However, Marcus managed to go one further and somehow come away with a NEGATIVE rating, of -14. Amazing stuff. You know what it means? It means that he would officially have been better off just not turning up at all. My cock has a bowling rating of 0. 0 > -14. Therefore, I'd have been better off turning up and trying to bowl using my cock, than Marcus bowling. End of. For those who've been inspired by this post, see the accompanying thread... http://www.cricsim.com/showthread.php?t=9939
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