Reeling 'em in: Catfish in Focus

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  1. Catatafish New Member

    Reeling 'em in: Catfish in focus
    By Catatafish

    With the hooks baited, boat fueled and beers on ice, the Catfish recruitment team have been hitting the waters of cricsim to reel a few signings over the past 2 weeks.

    It is with great pleasure that we would like to announce 3 of our foundation signings: P Retzel, LE Schaw and JHF Howe, we caught up with the 3 of them to get their thoughts on all things Catfish.


    Top Order Batsman P Retzel:


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    Quite the opposite in fact, I believe that the CCC name has a number of quality members attached to it and a fresh appeal. I would not get involved with any club that does not have the right base of member quality and level of commitment and the CCC indubitably tick both boxes.

    Why do you think the Catfish Cricket Club should be brought into the Cricsim competition?
    I think the Catfish should be brought into the Cricsim competition simply because of the amount of interest and grassroots support the club has gathered. In the past I believe that quite a few of the clubs that have been introduced had a decidedly average membership base and level of commitment, which lead to some horrible inclusions. When you reflect on the current bid compared to those in the past, it's would appear an almost absolute certainty that the Catfish would have to enter the competition at one point.

    Is there anything you'd change about the way club director HG Emm has gone about the bid?
    No, I think it's been a good campaign so far from Emm. The club has an instantly recognisable name and image, and as such has attracted no shortage of quality members expressing interest. He's met some opposition from Cribb but appears determined to make this dream of introducing a quality Cricsim club to the competition come to fruition. It's up to the powers that be to mull over what is surely to be a dynamite addition the comp.


    Pumas Stalwart and wicket keeping extraordinaire LE Schaw:

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    There are multiple reasons why I feel a move away from the Pumas to the Catfish will be beneficial for all parties involved. On a personal level, I would like to broaden my experiences by playing for another club and taking on new challenges. I feel this would make me into both a better player on the field and better person off the field, as I try to fit into a new club environment. While it will be hard for me at first, I feel if I should return to the Pumas later in my career, I will be able to give even more back through this experience.

    How much faith do you have in Catfish Director HG Emm to come up with the goods and make this bid a success?
    There is no doubt that the road to bringing the Catfish into the Bannerman Shield will be a tough one, but from what I have seen, HG Emm has heart and a fighting spirit against all odds. If any club is to be able to overcome the CricSim administration's stand on expansion clubs, it will be this bid made by the Catfish CC.

    Why in your eyes will the Catfish work?
    As I have already mentioned, the director, HG Emm, will play a large part in why this club will even be admitted to the competition in the first place, but as the future president, he will bring a drive that will spread to the rest of the club.One player does not make a team, however, and that is why I feel this club will be especially strong, with standout players such as BG Herd and HT Davis already being rumoured to joining this club, the Catfish will be nothing to underestimate. On top of this, I strongly agree with the decision to outright reject players such as TA Miokovic, as I feel this would boost the morale of this club.


    Rising Star and part time Haiku specialist JHF Howe:
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    [FONT=&quot]Howe there's no doubting you're a player on the way up who's made a nice little home for himself at the stars, why risk a big move early in your career to an unproven brand like the Catfish?[/FONT]
    Brands are no object
    The door opens before me
    The future beckons


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    Quality lies hidden
    Emm's faith will be rewarded
    Wickets will tumble

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    Whispers turn to cries
    Storms gather amongst the crowds
    A legacy comes forth




    Reading these responses there is no doubt that there is a definite buzz in the air in regards to this bid and one can't help but feel that it's on the brink of admission.

    Stay tuned for our next edition of Players in Focus and also our 'Catch of the Day' where we will be hoping to unveil the official Catfish Cricket Club colours.
     
    Last edited: May 4, 2012
  2. Old Mate M Perry

    Shittest club, thank frick these kents wont ever get the chance to snake DaPretz.
     
  3. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Good article that, I had no idea Heef was rumoured to be going to the Catfish.
     
  4. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Well, you know how I get itchy feet sometimes. It's not always due to the outrageous case of Athlete's Foot I have, but occasionally it's just a signal that it's time to move on to pastures new.
     
  5. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    I'll have to pass that on to the HoR.
     
  6. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Did you really make a salmon lick out your arsehole?
     
  7. Catatafish New Member

    Only if you class your mother as a salmon
     
  8. Cribbage RG Cribb

    I do ftr.
     
  9. Gazza GJ Weaver

    Shuper article
     
  10. Julian BJ Taylor



    Oh lol!
     
  11. Doog J McDougal

    You sure aren't talking about ass to trout there...
     
  12. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Bass to mouth.
     
  13. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    1. P Retzel
    2.
    3.
    4.
    5. HG Emm
    6.
    7. LE Schaw
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    10.
    11. JHF Howe

    Starting to take shape.
     
  14. Bender BG Herd

    Herd*
     
  15. Captain SSD Dong

    Best #5 in the game
     
  16. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Yeah, was going to name myself higher but didn't want to be to selfish.
     
  17. AVA T Delonge

    *shellfish

    :ninja:
     
  18. morgieb MC Burridge

    This is great. Plenty of potential.
     
  19. Storer BA Storer

    :laugh:, gun!
     
  20. Pretzel P Retzel

    Dammit, wish I had of written in some kind of prose.
     

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