Delay! :(

Discussion in 'Provincial Competitions' started by Cribbage, Apr 7, 2010.

  1. Flack SA Flack

    This rain delay brought to you by BJ Gemmell.
     
  2. CCG C Golding

    I guess if it's only gonna be a short delay then it's not too bad.
     
  3. Gazza GJ Weaver

    It's pretty much like it or you can **** off :p
     
  4. Baxter MJ Deane

    I've seen what text but it's a shame you're not in England yet..
     
  5. Gazza GJ Weaver

    Not long now
     
  6. Baxter MJ Deane

    End of the month? Can't wait for the start of the season.
     
  7. Gazza GJ Weaver

    Yea, I will probably miss the first game. Gotta wait for the visa to arrive
     
  8. Callum CJ Laing

    :laugh:
     
  9. Skippos SM Morgan

    Oh you poor basterd.
     
  10. Eggman DA Eggman

    Best thing about Adelaide, Hilltop Hoods, Ben Fold's Wife and Marto.
     
  11. Mousey AJ Son

    I'll be staying in Enfield. Enfield is alright.
     
  12. Skippos SM Morgan

    Enfield is poor at best. Compared to most of adelaide it's good, but it's not well off. It's the best suburb in its area though, the whole area north (I think the area is north) of adelaide is dire.


    Some advice for you

    Adelaide Cultural Points of Interest

    The Mall's Balls: Yes, somehow this city is overly proud of large metallic balls.

    Central Markets: Full of tasty cake and num nums

    Maslins Beach: Australia's first nudist beach and Adelaide's beacon to old nekked d00ds.

    Fowlers Live: skeezy music venue with shithouse sound.

    Crown and Anchor Hotel: Goth-o-rama. Occasionally the emotards join in.

    Enigma Bar: Common hangout for sufferers of emo.

    Mars Bar: Brimming with juicy man love.

    The World's End: One of the few quality pubs in town.

    Grace Emily: Congregation area for middle aged unwashed "artists".

    HQ: Largest club in Adelaide and generally packed to the brim with kids ****ed off their faces on dodgy Ecstasy pills.

    Earth: A much smaller club but packed with people from Elizabeth and Salisbury wearing retarded raver clothes.

    Adelaide Trams: All aboard the suffocation express! The trams have killed or maimed up to 75 people this year.

    MSY Technology: utilizing Chinese labor to bring you cheap computer parts.

    Snowtown: A barrel of laughs.

    The Pancake Kitchen: 24hr num nums. Plus, they stream a live webcam feed of their restaurant 24/7 so you can enjoy watching fat ****s eat their pancakes any time you want.




    Avoid, Avoid

    Every city has it's ghettos. Several Adelaide suburbs to avoid like the plague:

    Salisbury: WORST BY FAR, AVOID AT ALL COST. Site of the infamous Hollywood Plaza shopping center where odds of escaping with your wallet, a will to live and without a needle stick injury are extremely slim.

    Castle Plaza: Some gay shopping centre which no one cares about. People who pass it are on their way to the City anyway, or going to Marion.

    Elizabeth: Full of white trash. x9,000 worse than Salisbury.

    Smithfield: Salisbury + Elizabeth = Smithfield.

    Kilburn: Not only *see above* but this suburb changed its name from "Little Chicago" to Kilburn to escape the stigmata of having so many rapes and murders, more evidence of the good folk living in Adelaide.

    Marleston: In the ghettoooo...

    Noarlunga: The snap pants disease is strong. FUBU and Meth Mouths as far as the eye can see. When at Colonnades Shopping Centre, avoid the outside courtyard near the bus steps and old theatre, the same emos hang out there ALL DAY LONG! We know Atreyu and Bullet For My Valentine suck, we don't need fags hanging out in a courtyard wearing those and other shitty band shirts to show us that.

    Marion: Owned by Westfield Shopping Center. Urban banality at its best. It's like Colonnades, except there is no Centrelink next door so less bums around.
    Pooraka: Been mugged lately?

    Mansfield Park: Large Aboriginal population to go along with it's already stellar group of bogans, you will get stabbed.

    Woodville: Filled with old people and teenage whores. A retirement home/prostitot brothel.

    Croydon: Provides us all with the lesson that even Asians and black people can be white suburban trash.

    Alberton: Filled with Australian niggers much the same as aforementioned suburbs.

    Unley: Full of single mothers on the dole.

    Ingle Farm: Ingle Farm Shopping Center, the hang out of the notorious B.I.A (Brothers in Arms) Gang. Wait...who?

    Para Hills: Drug and housing trust house capital of Adelaide. Also known breeding ground of the ever-growing "RANGA" breed, all named either "Nathan" or "Gary".

    Modbury Heights: The local hang out for the feral Heights Boys. Avoid this at all costs, as you will get stabbed.

    But overall, Adelaide's worst suburbs still manage to rate higher than the entire city of Melbourne.




    Saw it and thought it was funny.
     
  13. Mousey AJ Son

    Unfortunately I've experienced the above.

    Enfield is alright - it's better than the area I live in in Melbourne.
     
  14. Cribbage RG Cribb

    My mother went to primary school in Para Hills, and high school in Salisbury. Poor girl. :p
     
  15. Flack SA Flack

    Your mum > Tim's mum.
     
  16. Tartmaster AJ James

    :confused:
    I call lies.
     
    Last edited: Apr 7, 2010
  17. Cribbage RG Cribb

    I think that's the joke. :p
     
  18. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Anyway, we should be back on track tomorrow, hopefully.
     
    Last edited: Apr 7, 2010
  19. Flack SA Flack

    So being on track tomorrow is a joke?
     
  20. Tartmaster AJ James

    I'm so confused. :frusty:
     

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