Ironic that the day I sign for the Bears I'm actually wearing my Chicago Bears uniform. Anyway, hai guyz.
I wanted to have some fun and troll with lots of basic "What does X mean?" questions but it looks like Skippos is a hard cunt when it comes to sillyness. WAC. Anyway, who do I need to hate. Rushed Behinds? Bulls? That other team that is so irrelevant I can't remember their names. Also #99 for me obv.
Seeing as I used to dominate at the Bulls, I find it fitting that we make them our rivals. Please refer to them as 'The Bullshits' or 'Balls' from now on.
I've written a detailed FAQ, hence why the trolling I don't like. If people read it and don't understand, then they can ask.