Gemmell seems like that kid at school who is excluded from things, so he pretends to hate the activity he has been excluded from.
Depends if I can afford a better fly half. Maybe you should go on a spam fest like boobidy so you're awesome.
Well, I have shared posting on this forum with you for a while so it was bound for some of it to rub off.
You probably make the second rowers perform from fear of being porked by you in the scrum. Team player.