The Peter Wallace Prayer

Discussion in 'The Cesspit: Rugby League Discussion' started by Ged, Apr 11, 2009.

  1. Ged GEC King

    Righto, so I was poking around on the old family computer before that I was using when I was at school and I came across this prayer about redhead's that was written by a couple of red nut mates as a joke (I'm fairly certain they were bored stiff in relgion at school when they wrote it). Now, I haven't changed one word of it, yet it is so written for Wallace, yet was written 4 yrs ago.

    Oh red who art in Ireland
    Hallowed be thy head
    Thy smartness come thy kill the dumb
    For earth and the number 7
    Give us our red our daily red
    Eradicate stupidity as we eradicate those who are stupid against us
    Lead us not into brunettedom and deliver us from blondeom
    For the kingdom, the queendom and the power are yours now and forever
    ARED
     
  2. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    *cough*
     
  3. Ged GEC King

    Yeah. Obviously it failed. Ah well, I didn't post it because it was good. I posted it because I first read it 4 yrs ago and now it takes on a completely different context in my mind.
     
  4. Old Mate M Perry

    I think we've just unlocked his secret playing ability. He'll be the next Langer now.
     
  5. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Did this spark his form dive? He does view the forums on occasions.
     
  6. Wilson SB Wilson

    :laugh:
     
  7. mate_ma'a I Polatau-Nau

    The origin gods don't like him.
     
  8. Alec AD Funkotron

    I don't think Lockyer, Langer and Lewis mind him.
     
  9. mate_ma'a I Polatau-Nau

    haha not the players.. the gods that phil gould goes on about.
     

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