Luffers

Bought a new bat.

Porker.

You're a tit. There must have been at least 5 separate times where I've asked to text you and you've had an issue with your phone

I'll speak to you about it as the season progresses no doubt. Will have a word with my step dad tomorrow. Will either give you a text or message you on here if I can get online. Assuming you're free tomorrow night?

Call me rudy boy...

Heh. Can't remember what it was now anyway. But errr.... Cyclones S10

Here haha. Quick replies FTW though.

You always sign out just as I try to message you

CricSim =/= Real life, so keep dreaming.

Would be oh so awesome.

* lol

Ideal world would see Torpoint decent at cricket tbh. Would also see me being ****ing awesome and playing for Somerset/England

Well hopefully by the time I want to leave Torpoint I'll be able to drive so Menheniot & Looe could be back on the cards. If I leave obviously.

Rub it in ya douche. Can see this season being shit and me jumping shit. Second team look decent?

Me to bat above Callum in STPC

Yeh, I decided to smash Farny around. 94 and 80 against the Stingrays brings my BS average up to 51 for the season. Up to the required standard?

Yeah, you've been playing with school though so should be ok. Was the first time I'd picked up a bat in nearly 5 months for me
G'luck anyway.

Torpoint, was average. Would help if the bowlers could hit the mat.... was in decent touch with the bat. Playing infront of square on either side. Just cut shot wasn't there at all and couldn't get bat on anything down leg. Was disappointing tstl.
Couldn't get if off straight when bowling offies, leg spin was gun though. Bowled something that resembled Warne to Gatting Best leg break to ever come out of my hand. Then won the yorker competition, just how it's done
Who are your nets with?

Fair is fair. Had nets this morning

Knew that was what you were going to say Well minus the "fun".
How many times y'done it?