It's that time of the season again. All-Star weekend is soon approaching and that means Reserve Challenge time. With the inclusion of conferences this season, I've decided to not continue with the draft we had last season in favour of conference vs conference. Looking for a selector for each side. Conference A - Beards - Blades - Budgies - Mountain Goats - Osprey Conference B - Gummy Sharks - Ponies - Servals - Red Pandas - Vinch Ranters
In 2013 a crack basketball team was sent to the reserve league by the commissioner for being not very good at basketball. These men promptly escaped from the murky depth of the reserve league to the All-star weekend. Today, still wanted by the commissioner, they survive as players of fortune. If you have nobody to play, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can play the (Conference) A-Team. Conference A Team Flame Boy (Budgies) Doug Dafter (Beards) Chris Devonshire (Ospreys) Rust Downpipes (Beards) John Heads (Budgies) JD Hurricane (Budgies) Bill Kirk (Blades) Jaz Manatey IV (Mountain Goats) Johnty Rhodes (Mountain Goats) Damien Taylor (Budgies) Sachet Tuladhar (Ospreys) Dan Wayne (Ospreys)
When in need of a good basketball reference? Look no further than this conference. When in need of some great ballers, You know who you gotta holler. As I sit here, as selector of Conference B, I'm wondering, "Who's gonna represent us?" my mind is stumbling. "Pick the best talents you stupid cunt", Diggz told me sternly. My mind ticks over as I get an embarrassing fear-rection, I say "y my dick firmly!? ...Anyways, it's time to decide. Who can show off their good ball skills for fans, courtside? As selector of this team, I went for the best. Fuck Conference A, we'll smash up their nest. Starters Dion Alessi (Ponies) Elliot Witters (Gummy Sharks) Amiya Shreyas (Vinch Ranters) Niranjan Gurupur (Servals) Neil Barry (Red Pandas) Bench Shaquille O'Neal (Red Pandas) Jake Taylor (Ponies) Lloyd Townsend (Red Pandas) Choco Man (Servals) Rabbit Boy (Servals) BMT Con (Gummy Sharks) Soumyanil Das (Vinch Ranters) Sorry to all y'all who had to witness that shit rap/poem whatevs.
You're the Conference B team fool. Just because I wasn't very nice to my team doesn't mean they're not my team.