You're a defensive bowler so you wouldn't be able to bowl if you played, and you wouldn't make the team as a specialist bat.
Come up with other suggestions instead of just trying to play in that one game Gemmell suggested IMO.
CPL Cricket vs Rest 1. %DG Speirs 2. %RG Cribb 3. %E Ames 4. %BJ Gemmell 5. %RST Downpipes 6. %J Torres 7. %K Fung 8. %GJ Weaver 9. %AP Farnsworth 10. %GEC King 11. %JR Denton