I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the fact you're living in a place full of politicians on top of the alpine fault. When all those hillside houses slide into the sea, that shall be phail. No actually, it will be a win.
Should do this the proper kiwi way - appoint 2 captains, and just pick sides each from there. Backyard style
Simming Name: ER Witters Island: North Cricket Province: Northern Districts Rugby Province: Poverty Bay