I'm almost tempted to throw the game for the purposes of the humour that would follow. Losing to Colesy would probably be harder than beating him though, and I'm a lazy bastard so I don't think I'll bother.
Welker: officially not definitely a retard. I must admit, I had my doubts when Alf broke serve to start the game...
Nah, I'm playing Colesy next up. My comment was only in reference to those who aren't definitely retarded.