PARROTS Home ground: The Aviary President: Jake Howe Squad Point Guards: #22: SSD Dong #27: Samuel Yates Shooting Guards: #12: Cap'n Cock #23: JD Hurricane Small Forwards: #14: Eddie Morris Power Forwards: #11: Charlie Downes Centers: #07: Jake Howe #29: Jono Chewie #10: Flame Boy Match Records Code: Stat Player Record Season Round Field Goals Made Cap'n Cock 17 4 8 Field Goals Attempted Cap'n Cock 35 4 8 3 Pointers Made Charlie Downes 5 6 6 3 Pointers Attempted Charlie Downes 9 6 6 Free Throws Made Cap'n Cock 8 4 9 Free Throws Attempted Eddie Morris 11 5 11 Offensive Rebounds Jake Howe 8 4 1 Defensive Rebounds Charlie Downes 15 6 2 Total Rebounds Charlie Downes 19 6 2 Assists Robb Cribb 15 5 3 Steals Robb Cribb 4 4 4 Blocks Jake Howe 8 5 10 Turnovers Eddie Morris 6 4 9 Points Cap'n Cock 42 4 8 All-Time Stats Leaders Points Code: [B][U]S4[/U][/B] 1. Cap'n Cock 448 2. Eddie Morris 286 3. SSD Dong 210 4. Rob Cribb 204 5. Jake Howe 202 6. John Heads 200 7. Allen Izett 182 8. Leumas Himann 180 9. Bruce Force 78 10. Johnny Ridd 43 11. Joshua Ritchie 42 [U][B]S4-5[/B][/U] 1. Cap'n Cock 655 2. Eddie Morris 443 3. Rob Cribb 408 4. Jake Howe 378 5. Leumas Himann 322 6. SSD Dong 316 7. Allen Izett 253 8. Bruce Force 237 9. John Heads 223 10. John Hurricane 85 11. Johnny Ridd 43 12. Joshua Ritchie 42 13. Damien Taylor 8 Assists Code: [B][U]S4[/U][/B] 1. SSD Dong 138 2. Rob Cribb 118 3. Cap'n Cock 70 4. Eddie Morris 40 5. John Heads 30 6. Leumas Himann 34 7. Allen Izett 24 8. Jake Howe 24 9. Johnny Ridd 17 10. Bruce Force 8 11. Joshua Ritchie 3 [B][U]S4-5[/U][/B] 1. Rob Cribb 229 2. SSD Dong 185 3. Cap'n Cock 92 4. Eddie Morris 67 5. Leumas Himann 55 6. Jake Howe 47 7. Allen Izett 44 8. John Heads 32 9. Bruce Force 28 10. Johnny Ridd 17 11. John Hurricane 14 12. Joshua Ritchie 3 13. Damien Taylor 6 Rebs Code: [B][U]S4[/U][/B] 1. Leumas Himann 188 2. Jake Howe 162 3. John Heads 140 4. Eddie Morris 114 5. Cap'n Cock 112 6. Allen Izett 78 7. Bruce Force 53 8. SSD Dong 48 9. Rob Cribb 44 10. Joshua Ritchie 28 11. Johnny Ridd 13 [B][U]S4-5[/U][/B] 1. Leumas Himann 299 2. Jake Howe 292 3. John Heads 149 4. Eddie Morris 196 5. Cap'n Cock 171 6. Allen Izett 111 7. Bruce Force 162 8. SSD Dong 72 9. Rob Cribb 95 10. Joshua Ritchie 28 11. John Hurricane 23 12. Johnny Ridd 13 13. Damien Taylor 2 Steals Code: [B][U]S4[/U][/B] 1. Cap'n Cock 38 2. Rob Cribb 22 3. Allen Izett 19 4. Eddie Morris 18 5. SSD Dong 15 6. Jake Howe 14 7. John Heads 12 8. Leumas Himann 10 9. Bruce Force 8 10. Johnny Ridd 3 11. Joshua Ritchie 3 [B]S4-5[/B] 1. Cap'n Cock 54 2. Rob Cribb 45 3. Allen Izett 26 4. Eddie Morris 28 5. SSD Dong 21 6. Jake Howe 28 7. John Heads 12 8. Leumas Himann 17 9. Bruce Force 17 10. John Hurricane 5 11. Johnny Ridd 3 12. Joshua Ritchie 3 13. Damien Taylor 2 Blocks Code: [B][U]S4[/U][/B] 1. Leumas Himann 46 2. Jake Howe 36 3. John Heads 16 4. Eddie Morris 12 5. Cap'n Cock 6 6. Allen Izett 8 7. Bruce Force 5 8. SSD Dong 6 9. Rob Cribb 4 10. Joshua Ritchie 3 [B][U]S4-5[/U][/B] 1. Jake Howe 87 2. Leumas Himann 77 3. Eddie Morris 21 4. John Heads 17 5. Allen Izett 13 6. Cap'n Cock 10 7. Bruce Force 10 8. SSD Dong 8 9. Rob Cribb 7 10. Joshua Ritchie 3 11. John Hurricane 2
I don't even think it's that great a gif tbh and I've seen it used before, but the timing of it here just really tickled my fancy for some reason.
I think it's great, never seen it before Oh and Howe, if you need I can give you pointers for your starting lineup when you get your roster together.
If I told you all the reasons I haven't been posting (and I will, after the game) you would more than likely sympathise.
Yo dawgz, don't sign anymore players or I'll have to strip some wins or something. Just warning for now because it's your first season. Cheers xx
My bad, eh. I suppose telling everyone to sign when possible and then fucking off was not the best tactic. Still, can't be far off all teams having 5 so no real harm done. ~Up the parrots!