The Pixie Caramels

Discussion in 'CPL Cricket' started by Chewie, Dec 30, 2019.

  1. Captain SSD Dong

    Good pick. Was a very important part of Vidarbha’s Ranji winning side.
     
  2. Cribbage RG Cribb

    You should've picked him yourself. You technically don't have a full time wicket keeper by the world's most hilariously small margin.
     
  3. Captain SSD Dong

    haha fuck that sucks. I blame Mushy and the thousands of other Sri Lankan keepers.
     
  4. Cribbage RG Cribb

    You need to have kept in 50% of your standardised/weighted innings to be considered a full time keeper.

    Das has kept in 49.9757% of his.

    I shit you not.

    I literally lol'd when I saw it.
     
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  5. Captain SSD Dong

    thats bullshit round it up ffs
     
  6. Cribbage RG Cribb

    The nerf isn't binary though so you shouldn't worry. It'll mean he gets 0.024% of a nerf on his batting whenever you make him keep - ie. dw about it.

    Still hilarious though.
     
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  7. morgieb MC Burridge

    Oh wow, poor Captain :laugh:
     
  8. Athlai JJD Heads

    I'll trade you Fletcher for Das
     
  9. Captain SSD Dong

    I don't even know who Fletcher is
     
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  10. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Of course you don't, it's been well established you haven't heard of any players who keep half the time or more.
     
  11. Captain SSD Dong

    Well I knew who Paine was, but I rightly assumed that 90% of part time keepers would be better picks
     
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  12. Dan DB Wayne

    Yeah but your keepers also all suck at keeping too, so at least Paine can catch

    (...says the guy who drafted literally the worst part time glove man in the database)
     
  13. Chewie JA Chewie

    1. Jason Roy / Imam-Ul-Haq
    2. Glenn Phillips
    3. Cheteshwar Pujara
    4. Haris Sohail (6)
    5. Fawad Alam
    6. Tom Blundell +
    7. Scott Kuggeleijn / Shivam Dube (4/5)
    8. Dale Steyn (1)
    9. Mohammed Shami (3)
    10. Usman Shinwari (2)
    11. Will Somerville (5/4)

    12. Jason Roy / Imam-Ul-Haq
    13. Liam Plunkett
    14. Kashif Bhatti
    15. Shivam Dube / Scott Kuggeleijn
    16. Ish Sodhi
    17. Akshay Wadkar
    18. Henry Cooper
     
  14. morgieb MC Burridge

    Great team but the tail is a bit questionable. If Roy and Phillips start you won't have any real FC openers either.
     
  15. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Cooper is such a good pick
     
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  16. Chewie JA Chewie

    it's annoying that no one on my team wants to bat at 7
     
  17. Howe JHF Howe

    Plunkett would bat at 7
     
  18. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    just go with 4 bowlers. you have the arsenal to do it.
     
  19. Chewie JA Chewie

    I've been keeping a close eye on my team:

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Dan DB Wayne

    I hope you told him about his role in the Pixies.

    (He's still crap, ftr)
     
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