Tart's TT XV vs. Cambridge XV (vBookie)

Sorry. I dunno. I made that up when you only made 3m with your clearing kick!! You fucked it up one way or the other, and slamming it into some fuckwit's head seemed the best way.

 

Statistics:

Tarts TTs RFC

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Tarts				TOTAL
SCRUMS WON			4
SCRUMS LOST			14
SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED		0
LINE OUTS WON			2
LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW	0
LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT		0
LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS		2
RUCK INFRINGEMENTS		2
MAULS WON			2
MAUL INFRINGEMENTS		0
METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY	322
POSSESSION			45%
TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds)	300
TERRITORY (seconds)		31%

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Player		MT	TM	HE	RM	KMiP	KMPen	KiP	PenIP	GA	GS	CA	CS	LB	NR	IEAG	OS	HITR
Shane Masters	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Alan Izett	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0
Dave Eggman	1	1	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
James Torres	1	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0
Tom Clough	2	1	0	11	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Simon Laing	1	4	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0
Ben Manera	2	1	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Theo Miokovic	1	0	0	18	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0
Rob Cribb	5	2	0	29	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Ed Ames		6	0	0	53	111	41	9	3	1	1	3	3	1	0	0	0	0
Andrew James	7	0	1	23	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0
Kyle Tait	2	1	0	10	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Paddy Orr	5	3	0	24	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Ben Herd	0	0	1	38	8	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
Kelvin Fung	3	1	1	27	36	0	4	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
																	
Sam Green	0	1	0	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Will Robinson	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Michael Campbell's Choke XV

Code:

SCRUMS WON			14
SCRUMS LOST			4
SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED		4
LINE OUTS WON			10
LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW	2
LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT		2
LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS		0
RUCK INFRINGEMENTS		4
MAULS WON			1
MAUL INFRINGEMENTS		0
METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY	350
POSSESSION			55%
TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds)	1200
TERRITORY (seconds)		69%

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Player		MT	TM	HE	RM	KMiP	KMPen	KiP	PenIP	GA	GS	CA	CS	LB	NR	IEAG	OS	HITR
Ben Storer	1	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Eddie Morris	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Wes Welker	4	9	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Jason Denton	1	4	0	14	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1
Sam Verigotta	0	3	1	9	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Dexter Astele	3	2	0	9	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Lee Sweetman	4	1	0	10	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Brett Gemmell	1	3	0	7	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
Sam Bakkum	2	2	0	26	20	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Aaron Hunt	6	3	0	24	56	99	5	7	0	0	4	1	0	0	0	0	0
Ashleigh Stroud	5	0	2	33	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0
Ged King	4	1	0	22	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
Steve Cambridge	2	1	0	16	23	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1
Al Farnsworth	5	0	0	8	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
Alistair Son	1	0	0	43	22	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
																	
Choco Man	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Brian Quilty	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

 

Fuck. This is hard work. Takes a long time to do a live sim.

 

MOTM

1. Sam Verigotta
2. Ed Ames
3. Kelvin Fung

 

Not sure tbh. I'll check the formula. I can understand your place kicking being poor as you put fuck all into it compared to other guys, and more into tactical kicking... So you should be doing some great KiP work. Your special ability should mean you'll kick further. Which makes your 3m clearance even more funny.

Plus, you were great in the last game, so this may have just been an off day.

 

I'll check my formulas for tactical kicking, but I think it was probably just bad luck for you today. No reason you should fail at all kicks, but a return of 1/4 place kicks is probably what to expect from you from time to time.