Who are you gonna pick next? Runako Morton? He'd still be a youngster in this line up of geriatrics. Would probably move better in the field than most of 'em too, despite the rigor mortis.
karu 25 tresco 38 dravid 41 ross 29 lahiru 24 BJ 28 mclaren 31 vaas 40 swann 34 hardus 24 roach 25 sinclair 38 neesh 23 meaker 25 gazi 22 average age: 29.8 years. taste it heef
Two players over 40. Dravid, Vaas, Swann and Sinclair who've retired. Sinclair because he sucked the big ones. I know you love your CD shunts, but that really is a Cantabrian style one-eyed shitpick there. In fact, give Skippy a call. He's working at Fishing & Camping Outdoor in Napier. I reckon he works on a commission and gets a buck for each reel he sells. Still takes home more money than he earned for CD.
you clutch dem straws. you clutch hard. how long has it been since you were 29? a geological era? sinclair would open the batting and the bowling for BLERTA.
Sinclair will open the batting and bowling for your side and suck prodigiously at both. Still reckon Morton would be a better pick than half your side. Hey, I know what. You did your normal infinite number of monkeys shit on this didn't you? Those were the first names to come out of the Great Phlegm Randomisation Machine for which an existing (I hesitate to use the word current) player could be found.
yes well being a fossil yourself you would have a natural bias towards morton. heef changing his line of attack considerably after going to the boundary, not unlike his playing days. yet to be seen whether it's a controlled plan or coincidental, also like his bowling.
So many lines to choose when attacking you and your shitty team - and all of these lines of attack are bound to take your wicket. You're like Chris Martin's batting. All over the fucking place. I thought you're supposed to be some kind of Youth Training Scheme geologist and you reckon Runako Morton has fossilised already? So jealous of your mad rock skillz.
JurassicDavisSpeed spraying it all over the shop here after being routed by 29.8. It's like watching a Wagner effort spell being smoked - Heef just trying too hard to land a bouncer.
Ah. Another age joke, despite the fact I'm younger than a good number of your elderly joke of a cricket team. Let us not forget, however, that back in the mists of geological time (according to Phlegm, anyway though I'm sceptical that 15 years constitutes an epoch) I was once young. Phlegm, however is, was and ever shall be a short arse who has to stand on a stool to be seen at a bar.
Out of ideas?!? I've come up with new ideas every post. You're the clueless one recycling age based gags from your back catalogue. Just wondering, of my players you're bagging, will you retreat like the cowardly cur you demonstrated you are with Mitchell McClenaghan if one of them showed up to defend themselves? Your backtracking there was so craven, I'm surprised you have the guts to defend anything.
