I've thought of a way to fix this, but won't be able to fix it until after the season has started now. However, as it will only impact on the commentary and not the outcomes, you'll have to live with it.
10 Sharks, 7 Crabs, 5 Vikings, 3 Spartans, 2 Hurricanes and 2 Gamblers contesting the final. The team with the most Spartans in it lost all their matches.
Jason Denton is slow to drive at the opposition. He looks to run, but it doesn't look like there's anywhere to go. BLAM! Jason Denton has hit a brick wall in the form of Sam Graham. Jason Denton goes flying backwards and leaves the ball behind. Knock on. Oh wow, centre obliterates second rower. Some hit
If you're gonna handle like numpties then at least have the decency to smash Evans in the scrum. Aha, talk of the devil! Liability.