Code: Cnuts TOTAL SCRUMS WON 14 SCRUMS LOST 7 SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED 0 SCRUM PENALTIES CONCEDED 4 LINE OUTS WON 10 LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW 3 LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT 2 LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS 0 RUCK INFRINGEMENTS 6 MAULS WON 3 MAUL INFRINGEMENTS 0 METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY 371 POSSESSION 52% TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds) 720 TERRITORY (seconds) 38% SCRUM METRES 24 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS WON 8 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS LOST 7 TACKLES MADE 60 TACKLES MISSED 3 HANDLING ERRORS 13 Code: Einherjar TOTAL SCRUMS WON 7 SCRUMS LOST 14 SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED 0 SCRUM PENALTIES CONCEDED 6 LINE OUTS WON 8 LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW 0 LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT 5 LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS 0 RUCK INFRINGEMENTS 8 MAULS WON 1 MAUL INFRINGEMENTS 0 METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY 376 POSSESSION 48% TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds) 765 TERRITORY (seconds) 62% SCRUM METRES 6 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS WON 7 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS LOST 8 TACKLES MADE 57 TACKLES MISSED 3 HANDLING ERRORS 16
Code: Team Position MTkO MTk TkM BTk HE RM R PnG KMiP KMPen KiP KE PenIP GA GS CA CS LB NR IEAG OS HITR SI MM LFG LFE LOOB LOS LOI BT TC RC TA T LBA Time SCP Rating Alex Mediocre Cnuts Wing - 2 7 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 40 -1.25 0 JJ Gravell Cnuts Wing - 2 2 0 0 2 0 23 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 40 18.75 7 Bobrad Smith Cnuts Outside Centre 4 0 3 11 0 79 11 0 12 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 8 0 0 0 80 65.35 9 Darren Cave Cnuts Inside Centre 2 1 3 6 0 29 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 15 0 0 0 80 40.25 8 Bobby Baker Cnuts Second Row - 2 5 0 5 0 1 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 16 0 0 0 80 21.25 5 Dan Larkinson Cnuts Fly Half 1 0 6 5 0 16 5 0 153 158 13 4 9 4 1 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 1 0 0 80 52.8 8 Fvd Westhuizen Cnuts Scrum Half 8 1 1 8 0 52 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 9 2 1 3 80 67.5 8 Yeeb Cnuts Second Row - 1 1 0 8 1 1 24 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 2 0 21 0 0 0 80 39.25 7 Girve Swervin'n Cnuts Wing - 1 3 0 3 8 0 64 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 1 0 80 65.25 9 A' Sciappapetre Cnuts B'side Flanker 3 0 5 2 1 19 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 1 27 0 0 0 80 32.5 6 Helen Huntsface Cnuts Number 8 3 0 1 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 15 0 0 0 80 8.25 2 Element Freak Cnuts O'side Flanker 3 0 1 0 0 21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 6 0 0 3 0 0 1 0 13 0 0 0 80 18 5 Gavin Henshaw Cnuts Tighthead Prop 3 0 9 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 24 0 0 0 80 24.5 5 Cunning Stunt Cnuts Full Back 2 0 2 5 0 33 5 0 5 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 1 0 80 36.5 6 Soft Steel Cnuts Hooker 2 0 5 0 1 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 7 2 0 0 0 0 0 28 0 0 0 80 17.5 4 Kovana Solosolo Cnuts Loosehead Prop 1 1 10 0 4 14 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 1 20 0 0 0 80 39.25 7 Aby Dforum Einherjar Fly Half 4 0 4 10 0 83 10 0 8 113 1 0 7 3 1 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 1 0 80 84.3 9 Brett Con Einherjar Outside Centre 3 0 2 4 1 22 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 0 0 0 80 21.25 6 Mathew Kaye Einherjar Second Row - 2 1 0 1 0 0 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 12 0 0 1 80 13.25 3 Cam Darts Einherjar Full Back 4 1 1 3 0 26 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 80 17.5 4 Henry Marshall Einherjar Scrum Half 5 1 1 4 0 18 4 0 148 0 10 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 1 80 22.65 5 Jimmy Read Einherjar O'side Flanker 3 0 7 4 1 22 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 16 0 0 0 80 27.75 5 Sam Green Einherjar Wing - 2 7 0 7 8 1 52 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 80 56.25 8 Peter Retzel Einherjar Second Row - 1 3 0 6 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 24 0 0 0 80 33.75 6 Reagan Wheelson Einherjar Hooker 3 0 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 3 0 11 5 0 0 0 0 0 17 0 0 0 80 -12.25 -1 Rob Romas Einherjar Number 8 1 1 5 0 2 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 17 0 0 0 80 9.75 2 Rusty Downpipes Einherjar B'side Flanker 1 0 3 2 4 34 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 21 0 0 1 80 25.75 5 Nigel Hunt Einherjar Inside Centre 3 0 2 9 1 49 9 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 10 0 0 0 80 52.5 8 Thomas Bradford Einherjar Wing - 1 4 0 3 8 0 40 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 8 1 1 0 80 62 9 Carl Ochocinco Einherjar Tighthead Prop 4 0 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 24 0 0 0 80 23 5 Clayton Evans Einherjar Loosehead Prop 0 0 7 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 21 0 0 0 80 16.5 4
Code: Team Position Time SCP Rating POTS/COTS Aby Dforum Einherjar Fly Half 80 84.3 9 3 Bobrad Smith Cnuts Inside Centre 80 65.35 9 2 Girve Swervin'n Cnuts Wing - 1 80 65.25 9 1 Thomas Bradford Einherjar Wing - 1 80 62 9 Fvd Westhuizen Cnuts Scrum Half 80 67.5 8 Sam Green Einherjar Wing - 2 80 56.25 8 Dan Larkinson Cnuts Fly Half 80 52.8 8 Nigel Hunt Einherjar Inside Centre 80 52.5 8 Darren Cave Cnuts Outside Centre 80 40.25 8 Yeeb Cnuts Second Row - 1 80 39.25 7 Kovana Solosolo Cnuts Loosehead Prop 80 39.25 7 JJ Gravell Cnuts Wing - 2 40 18.75 7 Cunning Stunt Cnuts Full Back 80 36.5 6 Peter Retzel Einherjar Second Row - 1 80 33.75 6 A' Sciappapetre Cnuts B'side Flanker 80 32.5 6 Brett Con Einherjar Outside Centre 80 21.25 6 Jimmy Read Einherjar O'side Flanker 80 27.75 5 Rusty Downpipes Einherjar B'side Flanker 80 25.75 5 Gavin Henshaw Cnuts Tighthead Prop 80 24.5 5 Carl Ochocinco Einherjar Tighthead Prop 80 23 5 Henry Marshall Einherjar Scrum Half 80 22.65 5 Bobby Baker Cnuts Second Row - 2 80 21.25 5 Element Freak Cnuts O'side Flanker 80 18 5 Soft Steel Cnuts Hooker 80 17.5 4 Cam Darts Einherjar Full Back 80 17.5 4 Clayton Evans Einherjar Loosehead Prop 80 16.5 4 Mathew Kaye Einherjar Second Row - 2 80 13.25 3 Rob Romas Einherjar Number 8 80 9.75 2 Helen Huntsface Cnuts Number 8 80 8.25 2 1 Alex Mediocre Cnuts Wing - 2 40 -1.25 0 2 Reagan Wheelson Einherjar Hooker 80 -12.25 -1 3
Wheelson -12.25 Looks like Gravell might have earned a start over Mediocre for the Cnuts next match. Really, though, the Einherjar literally threw that match away with Wheelson's abysmal work at the line out. 5 not straight and 3 steals versus 2 not straight and 0 steals.
What. The. Fuck. So now I have to give up even more valuable time out of my life to beef up an imaginary rugby player? Fine. So be it.