S5, R4: Cnuts vs. Einherjar - Completed

Discussion in 'Matches' started by HeathDavisSpeed, Nov 15, 2013.

  1. Bobrad Bitty B Smith

    Some poor execution, but the spine of the team seem to have all had decent games.

    Thanks Heath.
     
  2. Howe JHF Howe

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    Cnuts				TOTAL
    SCRUMS WON			14
    SCRUMS LOST			7
    SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED		0
    SCRUM PENALTIES CONCEDED	4
    LINE OUTS WON			10
    LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW	3
    LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT		2
    LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS		0
    RUCK INFRINGEMENTS		6
    MAULS WON			3
    MAUL INFRINGEMENTS		0
    METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY	371
    POSSESSION			52%
    TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds)	720
    TERRITORY (seconds)		38%
    SCRUM METRES			24
    BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS WON		8
    BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS LOST	7
    TACKLES MADE			60
    TACKLES MISSED			3
    HANDLING ERRORS			13
    
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    Einherjar			TOTAL
    SCRUMS WON			7
    SCRUMS LOST			14
    SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED		0
    SCRUM PENALTIES CONCEDED	6
    LINE OUTS WON			8
    LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW	0
    LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT		5
    LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS		0
    RUCK INFRINGEMENTS		8
    MAULS WON			1
    MAUL INFRINGEMENTS		0
    METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY	376
    POSSESSION			48%
    TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds)	765
    TERRITORY (seconds)		62%
    SCRUM METRES			6
    BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS WON		7
    BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS LOST	8
    TACKLES MADE			57
    TACKLES MISSED			3
    HANDLING ERRORS			16
    
     
  3. Howe JHF Howe

    Code:
    		Team		Position	MTkO	MTk	TkM	BTk	HE	RM	R	PnG	KMiP	KMPen	KiP	KE	PenIP	GA	GS	CA	CS	LB	NR	IEAG	OS	HITR	SI	MM	LFG	LFE	LOOB	LOS	LOI	BT	TC	RC	TA	T	LBA	Time	SCP	Rating
    Alex Mediocre	Cnuts		Wing - 2	7	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	40	-1.25	0
    JJ Gravell	Cnuts		Wing - 2	2	0	0	2	0	23	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	0	0	0	40	18.75	7
    Bobrad Smith	Cnuts		Outside Centre	4	0	3	11	0	79	11	0	12	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	8	0	0	0	80	65.35	9
    Darren Cave	Cnuts		Inside Centre	2	1	3	6	0	29	8	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	15	0	0	0	80	40.25	8
    Bobby Baker	Cnuts		Second Row - 2	5	0	5	0	1	6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	8	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	16	0	0	0	80	21.25	5
    Dan Larkinson	Cnuts		Fly Half	1	0	6	5	0	16	5	0	153	158	13	4	9	4	1	3	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	9	1	0	0	80	52.8	8
    Fvd Westhuizen	Cnuts		Scrum Half	8	1	1	8	0	52	7	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	9	2	1	3	80	67.5	8
    Yeeb		Cnuts		Second Row - 1	1	0	8	1	1	24	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	2	0	21	0	0	0	80	39.25	7
    Girve Swervin'n	Cnuts		Wing - 1	3	0	3	8	0	64	8	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	10	0	1	0	80	65.25	9
    A' Sciappapetre	Cnuts		B'side Flanker	3	0	5	2	1	19	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	1	27	0	0	0	80	32.5	6
    Helen Huntsface	Cnuts		Number 8	3	0	1	0	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	2	15	0	0	0	80	8.25	2
    Element Freak	Cnuts		O'side Flanker	3	0	1	0	0	21	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	6	0	0	3	0	0	1	0	13	0	0	0	80	18	5
    Gavin Henshaw	Cnuts		Tighthead Prop	3	0	9	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	24	0	0	0	80	24.5	5
    Cunning Stunt	Cnuts		Full Back	2	0	2	5	0	33	5	0	5	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	1	0	80	36.5	6
    Soft Steel	Cnuts		Hooker		2	0	5	0	1	12	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	7	2	0	0	0	0	0	28	0	0	0	80	17.5	4
    Kovana Solosolo	Cnuts		Loosehead Prop	1	1	10	0	4	14	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	1	20	0	0	0	80	39.25	7
    Aby Dforum	Einherjar	Fly Half	4	0	4	10	0	83	10	0	8	113	1	0	7	3	1	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	0	1	0	80	84.3	9
    Brett Con	Einherjar	Outside Centre	3	0	2	4	1	22	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	3	0	0	0	80	21.25	6
    Mathew Kaye	Einherjar	Second Row - 2	1	0	1	0	0	14	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	12	0	0	1	80	13.25	3
    Cam Darts	Einherjar	Full Back	4	1	1	3	0	26	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	2	0	0	0	80	17.5	4
    Henry Marshall	Einherjar	Scrum Half	5	1	1	4	0	18	4	0	148	0	10	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	1	0	1	80	22.65	5
    Jimmy Read	Einherjar	O'side Flanker	3	0	7	4	1	22	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	16	0	0	0	80	27.75	5
    Sam Green	Einherjar	Wing - 2	7	0	7	8	1	52	8	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	10	0	0	0	80	56.25	8
    Peter Retzel	Einherjar	Second Row - 1	3	0	6	0	0	6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	6	0	0	1	0	0	1	1	24	0	0	0	80	33.75	6
    Reagan Wheelson	Einherjar	Hooker		3	0	4	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	1	0	3	0	11	5	0	0	0	0	0	17	0	0	0	80	-12.25	-1
    Rob Romas	Einherjar	Number 8	1	1	5	0	2	10	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	17	0	0	0	80	9.75	2
    Rusty Downpipes	Einherjar	B'side Flanker	1	0	3	2	4	34	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4	0	0	0	0	21	0	0	1	80	25.75	5
    Nigel Hunt	Einherjar	Inside Centre	3	0	2	9	1	49	9	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	10	0	0	0	80	52.5	8
    Thomas Bradford	Einherjar	Wing - 1	4	0	3	8	0	40	8	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	8	1	1	0	80	62	9
    Carl Ochocinco	Einherjar	Tighthead Prop	4	0	4	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	2	24	0	0	0	80	23	5
    Clayton Evans	Einherjar	Loosehead Prop	0	0	7	0	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4	0	21	0	0	0	80	16.5	4
    
     
  4. Girve Swervington G Swervington

    What cunt is responsible for giving them that bonus point? *reads sim FOURIE YOU STUPID FUCK
     
  5. Odval A Sciappapetre

    Cheers, tartmaster.
    Well done the Vikings too, as you snatch a DP bonus in the dying seconds.
     
  6. Howe JHF Howe

    Code:
    		Team		Position	Time	SCP	Rating	POTS/COTS
    Aby Dforum	Einherjar	Fly Half	80	84.3	9	3
    Bobrad Smith	Cnuts		Inside Centre	80	65.35	9	2
    Girve Swervin'n	Cnuts		Wing - 1	80	65.25	9	1
    Thomas Bradford	Einherjar	Wing - 1	80	62	9	
    Fvd Westhuizen	Cnuts		Scrum Half	80	67.5	8	
    Sam Green	Einherjar	Wing - 2	80	56.25	8	
    Dan Larkinson	Cnuts		Fly Half	80	52.8	8	
    Nigel Hunt	Einherjar	Inside Centre	80	52.5	8	
    Darren Cave	Cnuts		Outside Centre	80	40.25	8	
    Yeeb		Cnuts		Second Row - 1	80	39.25	7	
    Kovana Solosolo	Cnuts		Loosehead Prop	80	39.25	7	
    JJ Gravell	Cnuts		Wing - 2	40	18.75	7	
    Cunning Stunt	Cnuts		Full Back	80	36.5	6	
    Peter Retzel	Einherjar	Second Row - 1	80	33.75	6	
    A' Sciappapetre	Cnuts		B'side Flanker	80	32.5	6	
    Brett Con	Einherjar	Outside Centre	80	21.25	6	
    Jimmy Read	Einherjar	O'side Flanker	80	27.75	5	
    Rusty Downpipes	Einherjar	B'side Flanker	80	25.75	5	
    Gavin Henshaw	Cnuts		Tighthead Prop	80	24.5	5	
    Carl Ochocinco	Einherjar	Tighthead Prop	80	23	5	
    Henry Marshall	Einherjar	Scrum Half	80	22.65	5	
    Bobby Baker	Cnuts		Second Row - 2	80	21.25	5	
    Element Freak	Cnuts		O'side Flanker	80	18	5	
    Soft Steel	Cnuts		Hooker		80	17.5	4	
    Cam Darts	Einherjar	Full Back	80	17.5	4	
    Clayton Evans	Einherjar	Loosehead Prop	80	16.5	4	
    Mathew Kaye	Einherjar	Second Row - 2	80	13.25	3	
    Rob Romas	Einherjar	Number 8	80	9.75	2	
    Helen Huntsface	Cnuts		Number 8	80	8.25	2	1
    Alex Mediocre	Cnuts		Wing - 2	40	-1.25	0	2
    Reagan Wheelson	Einherjar	Hooker		80	-12.25	-1	3
    
     
  7. AVA T Delonge

    Such a poor performance. Lucky to walk away with anything. Gg Cnuts.
     
  8. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Wheelson :lol: -12.25

    Looks like Gravell might have earned a start over Mediocre for the Cnuts next match.

    Really, though, the Einherjar literally threw that match away with Wheelson's abysmal work at the line out. 5 not straight and 3 steals versus 2 not straight and 0 steals.
     
  9. Odval A Sciappapetre

    Poor Wheelson never recovered from Yeeb's hysterical laughter.
     
  10. Girve Swervington G Swervington

    Thanks computer literate lads
     
  11. Mariner CL Warrington

    Wheels clearly scared stiff by Yeeb after 15 secs.
     
  12. Tartmaster AJ James

    I wish there was a third grade so I could drop Reagz
     
  13. abyrulesdforum AR Dforum

    Wheelson :(

    Can't believe we lost :gutted:
     
  14. Alex Mediocre MBE A Mediocre

    What. The. Fuck.

    So now I have to give up even more valuable time out of my life to beef up an imaginary rugby player?

    Fine. So be it.
     
  15. Reagan Wheelson RDP Wheelson

    :lol: I'm the best.
     

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