Offseason Sevens Sim Match Thread

Discussion in 'Matches' started by Rego, Dec 7, 2011.

  1. Rego RS Hutchinson

    The draft is complete and now we can roll on to the real action. Who will be the victors? Who will miss every tackle? *cough* Escath. All will be revealed.

    Pools

    Code:
    Pool A                 Pool B                 Pool C 
    Jamesaican Jerks       Manera Mount(ees)      Pilgrim's Progress    
    Morgan Venereal DC     Read Light District    lAmes lAnes 
    Jacobs Joint           Morris Minor           Laing Home Counties
    Royal O'Neill Spa      Saint Etienne          Bots Multi
    Fixtures

    Code:
    Game 1: Jamesaican Jerks vs Morgan Venereal DC (Pool A) Score 10-19 [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1485045&postcount=36"]1st half[/URL] [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1485115&postcount=40"]2nd half[/URL] [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1485128&postcount=42"]Stats[/URL]
    Game 2: Manera Mount(ees) vs Read Light District (Pool B) Score: 19-17 [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1486268&postcount=64"]1st half[/URL] [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1486279&postcount=67"]2nd half[/URL] [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1486320&postcount=72"]Stats[/URL]
    Game 3: Pilgrim's Progress vs lAmes lAnes (Pool C) Score: 33-21 [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1488455&postcount=87"]1st half[/URL] [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1488474&postcount=89"]2nd half[/URL] [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1488525&postcount=92"]Stats[/URL]
    
    Game 4: Jacobs Joint vs Royal O'Neill Spa (Pool A) Score: 24-12 [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1491738&postcount=113"]1st Half[/URL] [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1491781&postcount=115"]2nd Half[/URL] [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1492796&postcount=129"]Stats[/URL]
    Game 5: Morris Minor vs Saint Etienne  (Pool B) Score: 17-15 [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1494342&postcount=146"]1st Half[/URL] [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1494573&postcount=153"]2nd Half[/URL]
    Game 6: Laing Home Counties vs Bots Multi (Pool C) Score: 17-21 [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1497808&postcount=178"]1st Half[/URL] [URL="http://www.cricsim.com/showpost.php?p=1497827&postcount=182"]2nd Half[/URL]
    
    Game 7: Jamesaican Jerks vs Jacobs Joint (Pool A) Score: 22-12
    Game 8: Manera Mount(ees) vs Morris Minor (Pool B) Score: 21-19
    Game 9: Pilgrim's Progress vs Laing Home Counties (Pool C) Score: 12-14
    
    Game 10: Morgan Venereal DC vs Royal O'Neill Spa (Pool A) Score: 10-14
    Game 11: Read Light District vs Saint Etienne (Pool B) Score: 33-0
    Game 12: lAmes lAnes vs Bots Multi (Pool C) Score: 26-21
    
    Game 13: Jamesaican Jerks vs Royal O'Neill Spa (Pool A) 15-28
    Game 14: Manera Mount(ees) vs Saint Etienne (Pool B) 24-5
    Game 15: Pilgrim's Progress vs Bots Multi (Pool C) 21-21
    
    Game 16: Morgan Venereal DC vs Jacobs Joint (Pool A) 10-14
    Game 17: Read Light District vs Morris Minor (Pool B) 21-22
    Game 18: lAmes lAnes vs Laing Home Counties (Pool C) 7-19

    Rego's extremely unofficial (and probably wrong) predictions to come....

    Stat Definitions

    MT = Missed tackles
    TM = Tackles made
    TP = Total passes
    USPC = Unsuccessful passes completed
    TA = Try assist
    RM = Running metres
    KM = Kicking metres
    KO = Knock ons
    FP = Forward Passes
    TW = Turnovers won
    PC = Penalties Conceded


    Play Offs

    Bowl

    Code:
    [B]Quarters [/B]
    Game 1: (3) Morgan Venereal vs (6) Saint Etienne 
    Game 2: (4) lAmes lAnes vs (5) Jamesaican Jerks 
    Bye: (1) Bots Multi, (2) Read Light District 
    
    [B]Semis[/B]
    Game 3: (1) Bots Multi vs Lowest ranked winner of either G1 or G2
    Game 4: (2) Read Light District vs Highest ranked winner of either G1 or G2
    
    [B]Finals[/B]
    Game 5: Winner of Game 3 vs Winner of Game 4
    Shield

    Code:
    [B]Finals [/B]
    Game 1: Loser of Game 1 (Bowl) vs Loser Game 2 (Bowl)
    Cup

    Code:
    [B]Quarters [/B]
    Game 1: (3) Jacobs Joint vs (6) Pilgrim's Progress 
    Game 2: (4) Royal O'Neill Spa vs (5) Morris Minor 
    Bye: (1) Manera Mount(ess), (2) Laing Home Counties 
    
    [B]Semis[/B]
    Game 3: (1) Manera Mount(ess) vs Lowest ranked winner of either G1 or G2
    Game 4: (2) Laing Home Counties vs Highest ranked winner of either G1 or G2
    
    [B]Finals [/B]
    Game 5: Winner of Game 3 vs Winner of Game 4
    Plate

    Code:
    [B]Finals[/B]
    Game 1: Loser of Game 1 (Cup) vs Loser Game 2 (Cup)
     
    Last edited: Feb 19, 2012
  2. Jabba HJ Bots

    what on earth does my team name suggest

    change it to hunt and co.
     
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2011
  3. Hunter AD Hunt

    Going to dominate cunts.
     
  4. Rego RS Hutchinson

    With the first ever offseason sevens sim competition here are some unofficial predictions I've put together.

    For Pool A....

    Jamesaican Jerks

    Definitely a team that will show there worth whilst in attack, lacking a bit of defence but with ball in hand I'm sure they'll make up for it.

    Players to watch: Schaw, James, Denton
    Burdens: Ikram, Burridge

    If the lower rated players can perform this team could be very dangerous.

    Pool prediction (A): 1st

    Royal O'Neill Spa

    This team is very balanced. With defence only slightly better than attack whether they have ball in hand or the opposition does, this team will be very dangerous. They'll be hard to get through and will most likely score a lot of points against weaker defensive teams through their backs.

    Players to watch: Blunder, Hutchinson
    Burdens: Devonshire, Masters

    Pool Prediction (A): 2nd

    Morgan Venereal Disease Clinic

    This team would have to be one of the most balanced teams in terms of attack and defence. However being balanced comes at a cost. Whether being balanced will help this team will really depend on who they're playing and who decides to turn up and play.

    Player to watch: Weaver
    Burdens: BJ Taylor, Phlegm, Jackson

    Pool Prediction (A): 3rd

    Jacobs Joint

    This team is all about attack, with ball in hand Jacobs Joint should score a lot of points however if they struggle to get the ball they may find themselves defeated and defeated convincingly.

    Players to watch: Verigotta, Jacobs
    Burdens: Man, Farhat

    Pool prediction (A): 4th
     
  5. Jabba HJ Bots

    Is Hunt and Co the only team not using 3 forwards and 4 backs?
     
  6. Rego RS Hutchinson

    For Pool B.....

    Morris Minor

    This team is very strong in both attack and defence. They're definitely better defensively but their attack cannot be overlooked by the opposition.

    Players to watch: McDougal, Morris, Logan
    Burdens: Witters, Martyn

    Pool prediction (B): 1st

    Manera Mount(ees)

    This team is pretty strong offensively, not so strong on attack but given the opportunity I'm sure they'll convert. I suspect this team being very cautious and reading the game quite well.

    Players to watch: Farnsworth, Manera, Laing (Zakaron)
    Burdens: Marshall, Vago

    Pool prediction (B): 2nd

    Read Light District

    This team is quite balanced in terms of attack and defence however they're quite a bit weaker on paper than some other teams. However the balance this team has could become as a threat to others, you've been warned.

    Player to watch: D Taylor
    Burdens: Diggler, Downpipes

    Pool prediction (B): 3rd

    Saint Etienne

    I'm expecting this team to struggle. Offensively they're alright but their defence is lacking. If they can secure ball this team will be able to score points and hopefully win.

    Players to watch: Cambridge, Son
    Burdens: O'Driscoll, Gee, King

    Pool prediction (B): 4th
     
  7. Rego RS Hutchinson

    For Pool C.....

    lAmes lAnes

    This team is strong, very strong. The opposition needs to be aware that if this team gets going we could have a cricket score (a Black Caps one at least) on the cards. This team has the makings to be the best offensively. Their defence is all up there. You've all been warned.

    Players to watch: Ames, Graham, Chung
    Burdens: Harding, Tait

    Pool prediction (C): 1st

    Laing Home Counties

    This team is also very strong in attack, in some ways they're stronger in attack than lAmes lAnes. However their defence is lacking and that could be costly when on defence. No doubt with ball in hand they'll punish the opposition.

    Players to watch: CJ laing, Golding, Bakkum
    Burden: Nova

    Pool prediction (C): 2nd

    Pilgrim's Progress

    This team is quite similar to Laing Home Counties. They're quite strong in attack but they are lacking a bit in defence. They're not too bad defensively but I wouldn't bank on them stopping Lomu in his tracks.

    Players to watch: Deane, Herd
    Burdens: Speirs, Storer

    Pool prediction (C): 3rd

    Bots Multi or Hunt and co.

    No matter what they're called I am in fact predicting this team to come dead last in their pool. Of course I could be completely wrong of course. This team will probably be good in defence but I'm not so sure about on attack. Their attack isn't atrocious but it isn't amazing either. Of course this isn't helped by an extremely tough pool and I think they're getting hard done by.

    Players to watch: Davis, Hunt
    Burdens: Darts, Scoble

    Pool prediction (C): 4th
     
  8. Hunter AD Hunt

    Of course.
     
  9. Frizzed WC Welker

    :laugh:

    Did I get drafted ?
     
  10. Speirz DG Speirs

    Loving how the match thread has fixtures and predictions instead.:p
     
  11. Rego RS Hutchinson

    Round 4 pick 7 by Eds.
     
  12. Escath LE Schaw

    Yeah Jerks!
     
  13. Frizzed WC Welker

    Excellent, looks like I will have to keep an eye on this.

    It must be asked though, isn't that fairly early for a prop to be drafted in a sevens tournament ?
     
  14. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Go Bots Multi! Predicted last by Rego. Predicted first by Hunt. Pretty certain I support Hunt's view more. We have it in the bag as we don't need to rely on Hunt's place kicking.
     
  15. Jabba HJ Bots

    No way we can finish last with so many kiwis on our team
     
  16. MASTERS S Masters

    burden for our team, not so good
     
  17. azzal AJ O'Neill

    Azzal's team to rip up shit.
     
  18. Eddie EI Morris

    Predicted to come first :cool:
     
  19. Incey BC Jacobs

    Fuck your predictions. :p
     
  20. loganb JEM Logan

    Up for this!
     

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