We needed a boost in our bowling depth! Now I don't have to throw around my pies anymore, right Cribby!? Good writing whoever does these.
I know who wrote it now, and it was no-one from the Saders. In fact the idea seems to be that the Saders were trying to hide it away and use it as a shock tactic, so it would've been stupid for it to be a club MM article.
Eds knew it was me the minute I posted it. Not that I told him; he just recognised my writing style in that article (even though I tried to hide it).
