Cockatoos Cricket Club

Discussion in 'CricSim Twenty20' started by HeathDavisSpeed, Jul 19, 2009.

  1. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    You'll do well in the batting in this 20:20 lark I reckon, Marto.

    Would take you over Verygoat every time.
     
  2. Marto RK Fittaman

    Thank you Heath "Davis" Speed
     
  3. Toolman TR Man

    Yeah I'll join.
     
  4. Incey BC Jacobs

    Cock in the name for a reason. :p
     
  5. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    The Cocks would like to welcome Ben Read on board. He's gotta be good at something; and I'm picking it'll be 20:20.
     
  6. Incey BC Jacobs

    He activity is very low, but Anal-Aggressive batting could well be good.
     
  7. Benny BS Read

    Glad to be a member of the Big Cocks
     
  8. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Glad you could join us Benny. You'll bat up the order and get a bowl too. Might get a chance to keep.
     
  9. Benny BS Read

    Whatever you want mate.
     
  10. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    Such a dud pick.
     
  11. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Nah. Having a good team is not necessarily about just picking the next turd in the activity ranks. Having a decent mix of guys is just as important.
     
  12. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    So how is he still not a dud pick?

    Dud pick, dud player and most of all a dud bloke.
     
  13. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Haha.

    He's gonna rocket up the rankings. Maybe to 90th or, if I'm lucky, around 87th.
     
  14. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    This is an activity ranking. Not a cock sucking ranking.
     
  15. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    So, you're saying he's no good at that either? Shit. What is he good for then?
     
  16. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    Nothing.
     
  17. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Damn it! Sounds like my hunch was wrong then. Disappointing.
     
  18. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    You were way off.
     
  19. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Maybe he can do the scorebook. He can write, I hope? Or at least hold a pen?
     
  20. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    You will need to glue the pen to his fingers.
     

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