oi everyone

Discussion in 'Entertainment Lounge' started by Pretzel, Aug 6, 2016.

  1. Lukic L Popovic

    I didn't think it could get any better than responding to someone who has you on their ignore list and obviously won't read your message, but fmd this second part has reached new levels of pathetic :lol:. It's one thing to be delusional about your credentials as a father and your wife's appearance, but holy shit hahahahahaha trying to lie and then missing the mark that bad.
     
    Last edited: Aug 11, 2016
  2. Fiery GR Smith

    No lies there.

    My kids are asleep in the next room and my wife is still gorgeous.
     
  3. Fiery GR Smith

    Scarface was snorting 8 grams at once.

    ITBT it was 2 nights. I didn't sleep for 72 hours.

    But I'm not surprised that lightweights like you and Lukic find that inconceivable.
     
    Last edited: Aug 11, 2016
  4. Captain SSD Dong

    did your ex leave you because of your substance abuse? no wonder you didn't get custody and had to leave the country to sort your shit out.
     
  5. Fiery GR Smith

    No...No she didn't...but you can think that if it makes you happy Cappy. Happy Little Cappy With a Crappy in his Nappy.

    We share custody. There was no custody battle. So wrong on all accounts sorry champ.

    Nothing wrong with a blow out now and then (excuse the pun).
    This one was particularly excessive by usual standards, admittedly, and I wouldn't recommend ever doing that much to anyone. Had a plane to catch so had to get rid of it all. Waste not want not.
     
    Last edited: Aug 12, 2016
  6. Captain SSD Dong

    sick burn
     
  7. Julian BJ Taylor

    As if that struggling 56 yr old ticker would survive 8 grams of coke in a day
     
  8. Fiery GR Smith

    46. Don't exaggerate. I haven't.
     
  9. Old Mate M Perry

    Must've been the shittest of shit coke.
     
  10. Mousey AJ Son

    It was probably an 8 ball and he's gotten it mixed up. An 8 ball is still fucking heaps though.
     
  11. Fiery GR Smith

    Lol. It wasn't an 8 ball.
     
    Last edited: Aug 12, 2016
  12. Fiery GR Smith

    Nah it was decent. But way too much. It was over 2 days/nights though. Junkies with money crank their way through 5 g a night for long periods of time easily. I only use the stuff every now and then but this was extreme for sure.
     
  13. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    Holy fucking shit. You are a special one. It must be super good coke needing to get more than 2 8balls to yourself just for the one night. You don't need much more than a gram of high quality coke.
     
  14. Fiery GR Smith

    2 nights. 2 and a half actually. As I said, I wanted to get rid of it and leave the UK with a bang. Certainly did that. Much to my detriment. It was waaaay too much and when I was running out of time with a plane to catch ate the last 3 grams because I thought the police, or the FBI, or alien storm troopers or something was after me. Too much of that shit makes you very paranoid lol. (In hindsight I probably just didn't want to waste it...it was a nervous trip through the airport and customs though...keeping an eye out for beagles)

    Just say No kids.

    Good times though.
     
    Last edited: Aug 13, 2016
  15. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    Just stop.
     
  16. Fiery GR Smith

    I have. Won't be doing that shit for a while. Have no idea where to get it from here in NZ...or in Denmark. It's probably too expensive to bother with anyway.

    Funniest thing is no one on this site believes me...which makes me lol
     
    Last edited: Aug 13, 2016
  17. Paddy P Orr

    lol You want people to believe the stuff you say yet bragging in here about doing drugs. Don't see how amusingly ironic that is?
     
    Last edited: Aug 13, 2016
  18. Fiery GR Smith

    I can [MENTION=39]Paddy[/MENTION]. It's not really bragging though. Not that proud of it. Overindulging like that is not good for body or mind.

    I honestly don't care if I'm believed or not. I just find it amusing when I share details of my life and it's met with either disbelief or laughter. The most hilarious thing that I read here is that my wife is ugly. That makes my LOL so much.

    I am the greatest and the worst and everything in between.

    I should probably learn to be humble, but it's hard when you're rich, good-looking and good at everything.

    C'est la vie.
     
  19. Tartmaster AJ James

    If you made your bullshit slightly more believable, people might believe you.
    If you'd just said "I did coke the other night and didn't affect my digestive track" people may have believed you.
    If you'd just said "I bowl pretty quick, dunno about speed but I'm the fastest in my team" people may have believed you.
    If you'd just said "I don't care what you think of my wife, I think she's beautiful and that's all that matters" people may have believed you.
    If you'd just said "I have a pretty well paid job so am comfortable financially" people may have believed you.

    But when carry on with your bullshit "I BOWL AT A TRILLION KILOMETRES AN HOUR AND HAVE A 47 INCH PENIS WHICH MY WIFE WHO WAS VOTED THE MOST SEXY WOMAN IN HISTORY LOVES TO SUCK WHILE I EAT SOLID KILO BLOCKS OF COCAINE OUT OF THE TROPHY I WON FOR NOBEL PRIZE FOR BEST DAD EVER WHILE ON MY PRIVATE YACHT THAT I PICKED UP FOR A BARGAIN 2 MILLION DOLLARS WHICH IS POCKET CHANGE FOR ME" type posts, why would anyone believe you?
     
  20. Fiery GR Smith

    :laugh: Top post [MENTION=45]Tartmaster[/MENTION]
     

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