One of our starters is a man named Geoff We imported a classy centre with pace, hands and vision from rugby league and then picked a flanker ahead of him Jasmes Haskell gets sin binned #4theepicbantz in crucial knockout game We don't have specialist wingers apart from Johnny May Johnny May
-Mike Brown misplaces his Anadin -Chris Robshaw's tongue gets too big for his mouth to contain anymore and starts to impede his vision -The Youngs' family farm finally runs out of cow's arses for Tom to attempt to hit with his banjo -Stuart Lancaster's tactics become so conservative David Cameron takes out an injunction for breach of copyright
Hookers can't throw Only three current Tigers in squad Johnny may couldn't run in a straight line even if you put him in one of those never ending corridors like in Doctor Who Everyone likes getting carded and fouling Ben Morgan will punch someone in the face
Basically we will fail if we don't give our two locks plenty of rest in the pool games. This means starting some flankers at lock against Namibia.
Quade Cooper is a massive liability, we don't have a set and steady halves pairing, not enough leaguies in the team, scrum will collapse against England etc.
Obviously for us things could fall apart if a hooker gets injured. We only have two in the squad and Cheika has taken a huge gamble.
I'm more of an NRL fan than a Rugby fan but seeing blokes like Izzy and Sam play in front of a full house full of singing and atmosphere, being watched around the world - I can see why other leaguies would like to play rugby.
Sam Burgess would rather be playing league now I'm sure. As everyone would prefer he was. Worst decision he ever made to switch codes.
There were some good predictions here!! English selection conservatism, fouling and yellow cards Apart from Alex and his mockers on the Aussie scrum